unfuckwitable

“THE LITTLE BOY FROM ROSARIO, SANTA FE, HAS JUST PITCHED UP IN HEAVEN, HE CLIMBS INTO A GALAXY OF HIS OWN! [...] THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.” 👽🐐

i'll only date to marry and that's why im single fr like i cannot possibly date someone who's not my dream husband and that im not comfortable with the fact that we might spend the rest of our lives together. and I won't date anyone who i haven't known for at least 5 months yk like I MUST KNOW ALL OF YOU before we start fucking dating bc I take this shit dead seriously 😭😭 fuck my life

now that Brasil is out im gonna root for messi to score a bunch of gols and then lose against England in the semifinal. this is the way!!!

the finale of The Bear made so much sense to me!! it had to end with Richie, he deserves to be happy and find his own path. It really moves me to see a show with so much sensitivity and care, both in its cast and its production, hope i get to work in something like that someday. cinema is still alive cunts!!! one of the best shows I've ever watched, let it fucking rip.😸

i dont fw argentina but leo messi deserves an amazing journey with beautiful games in his last world cup, he's the reason this sport's still alive and the things he does both on and off the pitch is unmatchable. really happy he's still on the game.

on my wedding day i'll probably tell my husband he's my first love but i'll be lying!!!!! it was actually Lionel Messi. happy birthday to the greatest of all time 🥳

putting myself in timeout bc i haven't memorized my script for the play, but I know every single Billy Butcher line by heart 😭

Patrick Jane is the dream I'm afraid

my life has been drake, oasis and zayn malik btw good shite!! AND YEAH IM FUCKING ECLECTIC 👏

nice try Eric Kripke but im not taking season 5 as canon, the show ended on s4 and my boys are fucking alive tysm! 😸👏👏

Drake is siiick!! fucking bangers 😮‍💨

guys like genuinely wtf is going on in the boys