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FOR THE TEMPTATION ISLAND HETALIA SHOW

what?

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

yes, exactly that. It’s temptation island. But, with hetalia characters.

you don’t know what Temptation Island is?

the absolute most psycho TV format there has ever been. Basically, existing couples go this show to test the relationship by getting separated and ‘tempted’ by new hot singles the show tosses in you face.

What to expect?

The four biggest fandom ships (as far as I could gauge, anyway) Germany and Italy, America and Russia, Canada and Prussia and UK and France!

AND, well, now there’s a pilot episode on ao3 now.

done by me. Yeah, I know, what’s wrong with me.

In case you SHARE my wrong, check it out!

This is an interactive fic and comments will act as an in-canon audience response - with voting and everything.

well. If this works.

#hetalia fic #Gerita #Amerus #Prucan #Rusame #Canpru #Itager #Fruk #This reads like the messier version of temptation island and if you know the show that says something #I wish this had even more comments wow the discourse would delish

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In light of recent events…

by which I mean toesies

He’s an ESC entry. That’s it. That’s what he is.

With wind machine, fire, flying, screaming and everything

(I know this isn’t going to happen but the vibes. The vibes. Get this man a start number atp)

fellow Europeans rise on this i might be high or I might be onto something

#but like #His entire music sounds so unbelievably esc #interview with the vampire #the vampire lestat #lestat de lioncourt #amc iwtv #iwtv #iwtv lestat #eurovision song contest

Radiostatic has the chance to do the funniest meaningful shit ever

like

Listen, Alastor. Icon. Diva. Bbygirl.

#radiostatic #bc of course it is #Thought was eating me so toss it out my brain #Pestilence is symbolism character as I don’t see anyone from the cast as a serious therapist soz charles #Do not ask me about pestilence tho I will not shut up about him #alastor #hazbin hotel #Post s2 #Story ramble #Idea dump #Wondering if I’m the only audience for it and lowk hope I am bc otherwise I will feel compelled to write it fuxk #voxal #staticradio #vox

Zeus: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight. Poseidon: Actually, Zeus, after all these years, we just sort of go with it.

#Every Olympus meeting ever #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #greek pantheon #incorrect quotes #greek myths #poseidon #zeus #not so incorrect quotes

Demeter : Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Hades: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Demeter : Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Poseidon: Edible.

#Brothers amiright #greek gods #greek mythology #greek myth memes #incorrect quotes #greek pantheon #greek myths #hades #zeus #not so incorrect quotes #demeter

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Hades: Who hurt you? Persephone: *snorts* what, you want a list? Hades: *taking the kitchen knive* actually, yes

#>:)#greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #greek pantheon #greek myths #incorrect quotes #hades #not so incorrect quotes #persephone

Hades, throwing his head into Persephone's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Persephone, lovingly stroking his hair:You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

#Darling #hehe #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #greek pantheon #incorrect quotes #greek myths #hades #persephone #not so incorrect quotes

Persephone: Fight me! Hades: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring* Hades: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

#How it actually happend #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #greek pantheon #incorrect quotes #greek myths #hades #persephone #not so incorrect quotes

Poseidon: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... Hades : I really care about your feelings! Persephone: I really care about YOUR feelings! Poseidon, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... Hera: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Zeus: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

#facts #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #greek pantheon #incorrect quotes #greek myths #zeus #hades #poseidon #not so incorrect quotes #hera #persephone #hades x persephone

Hades: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Zeus meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

#This happend #can’t convince me otherwise #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #greek pantheon #incorrect quotes #greek myths #hades #zeus #not so incorrect quotes

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Happy Tuesday. Have a meme

Amphirtite: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains… Zeus: A ray of hope for me!

#Congrats #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #greek pantheon #greek myths #incorrect quotes #not so incorrect quotes #zeus #amphitrite

Hades: Hera, I know you love Zeus. I mean, we all do, he’s very … nice and stuff… Hades: But I think he might be a fucking idiot.

#shooketh #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek pantheon #greek mythology #hades #incorrect quotes #zeus #greek myths #not so incorrect quotes #hera

Poseidon: This date is boring! Amphitrite: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Poseidon: Then why did you invite me? Amphitrite: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Amphitrite I'll do whatever I want!

#he be lonely:(#greek gods #greek myth memes #greek pantheon #greek mythology #incorrect quotes #greek myths #poseidon #not so incorrect quotes #amphitrite

Persephone: *yawns* Hades: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Persephone: Then you must be exhuasted. Zeus: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

#Hades: well funny how far not cheating on your wife can take you #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #greek pantheon #hades #incorrect quotes #zeus #greek myths #not so incorrect quotes #persephone

Hades: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake. Poseidon: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Persephone. Hades, pointing his hot glue gun towards Poseidon: You’re on thin fucking ice.

#relationship goals #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #greek pantheon #hades #incorrect quotes #zeus #poseidon #greek myths #not so incorrect quotes

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Hades: Poseidon, Zeus, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing? Poseidon, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Zeus is sitting atop: Oh nothing much. Zeus: I love you too :)

#average tuesday #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #greek pantheon #hades #incorrect quotes #poseidon #zeus #greek myths #not so incorrect quotes

Zeus: What’s Hades doing? Poseidon: He‘s outed himself als asexual to a AI and is now arguing with it whether that’s valid or not. Zeus: ????? Poseidon: He‘s been at it for hours.

#ehm #true story btw #my friend met a very phobic AI #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #hades #greek pantheon #incorrect quotes #poseidon #zeus #greek myths #not so incorrect quotes #BTW idk if hades is ace #but anyway

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