*Currently hiding from stupid people*

Zeus: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.  Poseidon: Actually, Zeus, after all these years, we just sort of go with it.

Demeter : Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.  Hades: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?  Demeter : Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.  Poseidon: Edible.

Hades: Who hurt you? Persephone: *snorts* what, you want a list? Hades: *taking the kitchen knive* actually, yes

Hades, throwing his head into Persephone's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!  Persephone, lovingly stroking his hair:You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Persephone: Fight me!  Hades: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*  Hades: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

Poseidon: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...  Hades : I really care about your feelings!  Persephone: I really care about YOUR feelings!  Poseidon, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...  Hera: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!  Zeus: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

Hades: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Zeus meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

Hades: Hera, I know you love Zeus. I mean, we all do, he’s very … nice and stuff… Hades: But I think he might be a fucking idiot.

Poseidon: This date is boring!  Amphitrite: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.  Poseidon: Then why did you invite me?  Amphitrite: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Amphitrite I'll do whatever I want!

Persephone: *yawns*  Hades: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.  Persephone: Then you must be exhuasted.  Zeus: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

Hades: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.  Poseidon: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Persephone.  Hades, pointing his hot glue gun towards Poseidon: You’re on thin fucking ice.

Hades: Poseidon, Zeus, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?  Poseidon, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Zeus is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.  Zeus: I love you too :)

Zeus: What’s Hades doing? Poseidon: He‘s outed himself als asexual to a AI and is now arguing with it whether that’s valid or not. Zeus: ????? Poseidon: He‘s been at it for hours.

Poseidon: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys.  Hades : Blocked.  Poseidon: Sometimes, they’re good girls!  Hades : UNBLOCKED!