#idea dump

'classic Goofy shorts' style series but it's Max doing adult things for the first time.

c'mon Disney... it's so gen Z you'd be the cool kids on the block

Senku unknowingly gets the reader pregnant—HEAR ME OUT...during the South America Arc! But the reader doesn't tell him because they're unsure whether they're actually pregnant, AND because it's quite literally the worst moment for that kind of news! AND the reader isn't on that boat with Senku and the others when the Senku vs Stanley chase begins!

And when the reader does confirm that they're pregnant when the belly bump begins to show, they don't want to worry Senku so they keep it to themselves but everybody in the American colony knows! It's quite difficult to hide a belly bump!

STAY WITH ME NOW! Senku only ever finds out you're pregnant through Stanley, who begins taunting him over the radio or something. Quite literally trying to ragebait Senku into surrendering!

"Didn't take you for a deadbeat, or is it 'cause the child ain't yours?"

With Varka coming out I have an idea.

What if he had a wife? Like, what if Varka got married years before he went to Nod Krai to a woman who is famous in Mondstadt for her skills in magic, alchemy, and apothecary. Basically Varka married a forest witch that has been active in the protection of Mondstadt while not being a member of the Hexenzirkel, just a woman who wants to help.

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I think it would be kind of funny if it was Shen Yuan who fell first as in, he gets off of Shen Jiu being mean and judgmental towards him but Shen Yuan himself is oblivious to the fact and in denial.

Every time Shen Jiu looks at Shen Yuan with those dark, piercing eyes, as if coldly glancing down at a disgusting bug not worthy of his attention or when Shen Jiu straight up insults Shen Yuan of his every decisions and choices without even trying to hide any of his venom as he degrades Shen Yuan with onslaughts of cutting words or when Shen Jiu purposely bumps into him, pushing him harder then necessary or “accidentally” hitting him with a book or a ruler because “he was in the way”… as much as Shen Yuan despises Shen Jiu’s ass he can’t help but feel a flutter in his chest, how his face heats up from fury, obviously— or the way Shen Yuan feels disappointed when he sees how Shen Jiu was diverting his attention and bullying someone else (Junior Luo Binghe) other than him…

But it must be because Shen Yuan absolutely hates Shen Jiu’s guts! Even if Shen Jiu was abnormally handsome with a lean body like those magazine models and the fact that despite his slender physique his grip is quite strong… Obviously Shen Jiu, that cocky, arrogant, overconfident asshole is trying to intimidate him with his perfect appearance and model-like body and intelligent mind, so it’s only right that Shen Yuan give him a reality check by beating him academically even if not physically…

And no Airplane! It’s definitely not gay!

Shen Yuan also bickers with Shen Jiu and gives Shen Jiu biting remarks or criticism too though—

It’s quite common for them to get into a glaring match… But nobody knows Shen Yuan is actually into that sort of stuff…

Waterboy x Reader Idea Dump

Imagine Waterboy having a crush on his next-door neighbor! Every encounter you have with him since you moved in leaves you dripping wet.

He notices you struggling to carry your boxes into your home and stutters for what feels like minutes before offering to help. But after you manage to decipher his stutters, you take him up on his offer. The big box in your arms blocks most of your field of vision, so you don’t notice the big puddles of water leading up to your home until you’ve lost your footing and slip on a puddle. Waterboy, being an even bigger clutz, falls with you after rushing to see you and falls on top of you! The usual cliché, but he’s so embarrassed and stuttering like crazy when he opens his mouth, a gush of water spills out and leaves you even wetter than you were before.

Another encounter, while both waiting for the bus, you crack a joke to Waterboy, who finds it the funniest thing ever and tries to hold back his laughter, only to fail miserably. Bursts of water shoot out from behind his palm and hoses you down.

Another encounter in which you were in the wrong place at the wrong time, you just so happened to be at the scene where Waterboy was doing his heroic duties. Maybe the building you were in was on fire, and you were being escorted out, only to be met with a splash of water the moment you stepped outside, only to see Waterboy’s awkward smile as he frantically apologizes for getting you wet…again.

Maybe a fic where about the 5 times Waterboy leaves you wet and the one time you wet him

He ranks himself dead last due to the significant likelihood that he would become Gun Batman ("This is my official PSA: none of you are allowed to die before me. I will not be the last Bat standing. If you so much as try to leave me on my own, I will ensure my death to the tune of spectacular collateral damage. This is my dedication to the prevention of Gun Batman's existence.")

He lists Jason next, stating that while he doesn't have any definitive proof, he's got a Hunch that Jason could Also become Gun Batman if given the chance 🤔 No clue why, he's just got a Strong Feeling (Behind him, the slides flip through relevant clips and images)

Second-best option is Dick, who has proven himself capable because he's actually been Batman before! He wasn't perfect, but neither is Bruce. He didn't turn evil or let Gotham get obliterated, so Tim calls that a win