Very Precious

THEY KISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

some future husbands beating around the bush with their not-so-secretive gifts ;))) 

It’s either

Her hair was blowing in the wind, locks of arbourn hair, dancing around like fire would on a log. Her eyes were a shade of grey, that smoke would be jealous of. Her body was as addicting as nicotine and, man, am I a heavy smoker for that woman.

Or

Dayum boi, he T H I C C

Me: Thirty years ago, when he lost his legs. You were there, and you left him to join the guy who was partially responsible for it.

Me: Also twenty years ago, when he was struggling through crippling alcoholism and depression and could have been killed merely by accident when he was in DC and nearly crushed by a Sentinel or that giant metal thing that fell on him.

fans:

but like AROUND him

Me, awake at 4:06am about to look for another fic to read:

Kili: oh okay, I’ll change it. Let’s work together to establish a boundary that works for both of us

Thorin and Bilbo on the other side of Erebor:

Me:

*later that night*