the only reason i'd ever accept england winning the world cup is that maybe we'll get a new los campesinos album since the band will be running on that high for the next 4 years probably

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

with the way high school positions you to think that you need to decide on the rest of your life as a seventeen year old i think troy bolton was well within his right to be flinging himself across walls and visualising hundreds of basketballs falling from the sky to attack him and shit

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

everybody get off instagram and bluesky and whatever the fuck and start posting on here like a lunatic again. i want to read some weird stuff

cant wait to see the fight between the immovable object (dan's need for privacy) and the unstoppable force (dan's need to brag about phil) play out every monday on hard launch the podcast

so as it turns out the immovable object decided to pack it up and go home

if i was famous and people were getting cancelled for rpf-ing me, i would actually get online and post that they weren’t being freaky enough about me

got random people texting me congratulations like i personally just did that

can somebody who is really good at assassinating please just try their best