How to Grow the Fuck Up: Guides to Life
I know it can be a nightmare to dig through the tags and see all those asks and not the guides. So here is a handy-dandy list of all the “official” how-to posts.
FYI: This used to be a rude advice blog. It is not any longer. Some of the really old guides still use that format, but as they are updated with more information, they’re edited to fit the new, less abrasive format. For more info, please visit the about page.
All posts are written by Jez (@typesetjez, formerly called “The Responsible One”) unless otherwise noted.
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure?Â
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn ApartmentÂ
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn ApartmentÂ
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit
How to Protect Your Home Against Break-InsÂ
How to (Fairly) Share a Parking Spot
Everything You Need for Your First Apartment
Important (Nonpartisan) Links for Voters
What to Expect from the Hell That Is Jury Duty
How to Open a Bar Tab by The Sudden Adult
Bar Etiquette by The Sudden Adult
Customer Etiquette - tag, mostly follower suggestions
How, Who, and When to Tip in the USÂ
What to Expect from a Salon AppointmentÂ
How to Find a Fucking College by The Sudden Adult
How to Find Some Fucking Money for College by The Sudden Adult
What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School by The Sudden Adult
Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome)Â
How to Ask for a Recommendation LetterÂ
How to Choose a College Major by The Sudden Adult
What’s the Deal with 3-Hour Classes: a List of Pros and ConsÂ
Reasons to Take a Foreign Language in High SchoolÂ
What You Really Need to Bring to College (And What You Can Leave Behind)Â
Essentials for Commuting StudentsÂ
Survival Tips for Commuting Students
How to Tell Your Professor You’ll Be Missing Classes
College Tours: What to Expect and What to Ask
How to Write a Goddamn CheckÂ
How to Build Credit and Prove You Can Handle Your FinancesÂ
What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost by The Sudden Adult
Important Tax Links to Know
How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing YourselfÂ
What to Know before Sharing a Bank Account
Pay Your Credit Card Immediately vs. Waiting for the Bill
57 Ways the Library Can Save You Money & Improve Your Life
How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn AppointmentÂ
How to Deal with a Chemical BurnÂ
How to Take Care of Yourself When You’re SickÂ
Deal with your Wisdom Teeth Pain, You BabyÂ
Should I See an OBGYN? A Q&A for Vagina OwnersÂ
How to Survive Your Mental Health on a Daily Basis with the help of guest blogger @tinyadventureclub
44 Things You Probably Didn’t Know about Therapy
How Not to Live in Filth by The Sudden Adult
Grow Up and Buy Your Own GroceriesÂ
How to Do Your Laundry Without Ruining Your WardrobeÂ
How to Unclog Your Drain [Without Chemicals]Â
How to Clean Linoleum Floors
How to Care for Your Pillows
Dealing with Weevils (AKA Flour Bugs)
How to Get a Copy of Your Birth CertificateÂ
How to Get a Replacement IDÂ
How to Get a Replacement Social Security or Green Card
Create a Plan for Job Hunting Success
How to Write a Resume Like a BossÂ
How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually ReadÂ
How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking UpÂ
10 Sites to Start Your Job SearchÂ
Best Sites to Post Your ResumeÂ
10 Ways to Win at Job Fairs
How to Ace Your Skype Interview
How to Crush It at Your InterviewÂ
Questions to Ask in an Interview [Resource Links]Â
Interview Tips for (Public) LibrariansÂ
How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job HuntingÂ
20 Random Tips for Surviving a Library Job
Who to Use as a Character (Personal) Reference
Staying in Touch with Friends/Family by The Sudden Adult
How to Make a List of GoalsÂ
How to Ask a Good QuestionÂ
How to Improve Your Typing SpeedÂ
When to Use “Who” and “Whom”Â
How to (Safely) Celebrate with FireworksÂ
100 Mostly Helpful Tips for Life
Tiny Adventure Guide - Live Adventurously! from our sister site, @tinyadventureclub
Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)
How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple  and catastrofries)
How to Stay in Contact During a Long-Distance RelationshipÂ
Where to Make Friends as an Adult by The Sudden Adult
Self Care, Beauty, & Fashion
How to Find the Right Heels for YouÂ
How to Prevent Acne & Wrinkles
Dress Codes and What They Actually Mean
Clothing to Buy When Moving to a Colder Climate
How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit VehicleÂ
How to Make Public Transportation Your BitchÂ
How to Survive Plane Trips by The Sudden Adult
What to Do After a Car Accident by The Sudden Adult
Tuesday Twitter Round-Up (links to relevant articles - Posts regularly on Tuesdays)
Adulting Wins (Posts regularly on Wednesdays)
Adulting Fails (Posts regularly on Fridays)
Follower Map - Add yourself & let’s see how far this lil blog can reach
If you don’t see what you’re looking for, go ahead and ask. But first, check the List of Things I Cannot/Will Not Answer.
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[Note: This post will be updated as new guides are written, please click here to see the full, updated post.]