funny lettuce

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

reverse ouran. haruhi breaks the vase and the hosts are like thank god we hated that thing. Here's eight million yen

the thing about being alone is that it’s so peaceful and freeing and cool apart from the evenings you descend into literal hell

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

11pm, and i finally ate dinner. I feel horrific about it. Disgusting and guilty. Im so tired of this

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

i do understand the appeal of reaction videos because in a way it simulates the experience of showing your friend a thing you like and watching them laugh at all the funny moments. and you get to go haha yeah i knew youd laugh at that part. i feel so correct about liking this. feed my ego mr freeman.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.