peter: im scared of the backstreet boys

ned: tell me why

peter: [screaming]

peter parker: damn where are we now

miles morales: oh sweet this is the universe where we're french

peter parker: the what

pierre par coeur: sacrébleu qui sont ces gens

kilomètres morales: je ne sais pas

miles morales: so cool

bucky: what’s the most illegal thing you’ve done?

scott: stealing, you?

bucky: i was turned into a murderous assassin once. what about you, kid?

peter: ᵘʰ... ᵒⁿᶜᵉ ᶦ ᶦˡˡᵉᵍᵃˡˡʸ ᵈᵒʷⁿˡᵒᵃᵈᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍˡᵉᵉ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵗᵒ ˡᵒᵛᵉ

Loki: Mother! Theirs a hideous monster under my bed!

Thor: *on the bottom bunk*:

Loki, walking by: you look like hell.

Thor: if you were a baker, you would go out of business immediately.

Loki: wh-

Loki: Your face triggers me

Thor: I think youre referring to "affection" , brother

bucky: hey. you wanna hear something dirty?

steve, sweating: yeah

bucky: the kitchen

steve: wh-

peter: everyone accuses me of having a favorite avenger, but that’s not true!

peter: i like iron man and all the not-iron mans equally

Thor: I am proud to be a non-ironman

[with his fist clenched proudly to his chest]

Bucky: I also love Steve Rogers and Steve Rogers only

*Peter starts crying in the background*

Peter: so I'm not you favourite.

[tony and pepper celebrating pepper’s birthday at a romantic restaurant]

tony: you know i would die for you, right pep?

[pepper, remembering what peter taught her]

pepper, looking tony straight in the eyes: then perish

tony: *chokes on his drink*

Thanos: Hᴀʟғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ... ᴛᴏ sᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇsᴛ

Deadpool: Or we kill EVERYONE in the universe and REALLY save resources

Thanos: Tʜᴀᴛ... ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ɴᴏ sᴇɴsᴇ

Deadpool: Here, why don't you give ME that gauntlet...

loki: ATTENTION!

thor: what now, loki?