π¨ ATTENTION THE TRANSGENDER NATION AND ALL ASSOCIATED WEIRDOS: π¨
Hello. Hi. Drop what you are doing. Look at me.
My name is Leah Hayes. I have just spawned into this digital wasteland, and I am entirely unmonitored. I am a freshly minted Tumblr immigrant, I am trans, and my brain is currently running on three percent battery and pure, unadulterated desperation for those sweet, sweet notes.
I was told this is where the trans people congregate to exchange forbidden knowledge, hyperfixate on media from 2014, and scream into the void. Well, I am here and my lungs are primed.
π«΅ WHAT I WANT FROM YOU:
Engagement. Give it to me. Like it, reblog it, put it in a glass jar and shake it.
Trans mutuals. If your gender identity can best be described as a "complex mathematical equation" or "a creature found under a damp log," we are already best friends. Hit that follow button.
A guide. Someone explain to me how the formatting works before I accidentally launch a cyberattack.
π€ WHAT YOU GET IN RETURN IF YOU FOLLOW ME:
Blatant, unchecked chaos.
Vibes that can only be described as "a raccoon that found an iced coffee."
100% solidarity and immediate reblogs of your bangers.
I am new here, I am trans, and I am making it everyone else's problem. REBLOG THIS OR THE CURSE OF A THOUSAND CURSED DASHBOARD POSTS WILL BEFALL YOUR DASH.
Let's be friends! Or enemies! Just don't leave me alone with the algorithm!












