Sup, bitches.

Tim and Conner:3

Kon: I'm sorry, you were stabbed?!

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

*I wrote "his" for Steph's description but it's supposed to be "her" ToT

So. It's a mix between a Reverse Robins AU and a Dark Timeline AU. Basically the birds end up on their antiheroes/villains route under the banner of sugar daddy Damian, while the Bats stay true to themselves. Birds vs Bats. Damian, Steph, Tim, Jason, and Dick vs Bruce, Barbara, Kate, Cass, and Duke.

I have... so many notes. About relationships and headcanons and backstories. It's a whole thing.

Bruce’s newly adopted son meets them at a gala and when things go awry, Dick protects Tim and Jason sees it. Jason tells Bruce how crazy efficient the guy is and that Tim accidentally called him by his code name to get him to leave off a target. Bruce pieces everything together and properly uncovers the court.

Bruce decides to take down the court and help the two, Jason gains an older and younger brother, and Alfred gets a headache.

When Damian comes into the fold it’s a clusterfuck of assassin training, secret organization training, and Batman training that he has to compete with. Everyone thinks it won’t go well when he meets Dick, but the two are on an oddly specific wavelength and seem to get along wordlessly, which makes Tim (The Original Brother Who Dick Overthrew A Secret Organization For™️) jealous. Jason finds it hysterical.