i could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier

i refuse to apologize for being weird or offputting actually that's your problem i'm having a fantastic time

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

enjoys religious imagery but in an objectifying way

bro stop cartoonishly electrocuting me and showing my bones you know im insecure about them

sometimes the best fanfics are written by middle aged adults with years of writing experience who simply know how to craft a good story. but also sometimes the best fanfics are written by a sixteen year old girl with something deeply wrong with her

Jim Henson drew the first sketch and was like "yeah that's fine"

and he was right!!!