A Possum, A Skunk, And A Racoon In A Trenchcoat

Crowley, a demon, standing in the Garden of Eden next to Aziraphale, an angel, who he will spend the next 6000 years pining for: it’s just funny to me that God would put the one thing you’re not allowed to have right in front of you, like what’s that about

op this is such a good take

this is so crazy a real person died and all you people did was take pictures of his fucked up body

why didn’t OP report? Seems kinda sus to me

*adds a sticky note that reads KILL HIM* to spice things up

Dramatic gay goth dares god to smite him down because of minor inconvenience whilst English major sophisticated gay husband and their children look on.

Excuse me they said someone who didn’t know shit about good omens

No. Fucking. Joke.