“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

Can you swap their heads ?

midwest emo bands will write some gut wrenching song about the pain of nostalgia and reliving who you were at your worst and then title it 'no shoes in the coffee shop (or socks)'

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

the one... dear squire