MORE SWITCH!AU IMAGINES:
(From fekbenn’s role-reversal edits)
Roles reversed: Mike - Jess Matt - Emily Chris - Ashley Sam - Josh Beth - Hannah
Matt saying “Understand the knuckles of my FIST, ASSHOLE.”
Emily saving Mike and softens up when she found him bruised and battered and in his underwear, covered in blood.
Matt and Mike BITCH FIGHT.
Matt: “Football team captain, bitch.” Matt: “You can’t buy a mouldy loaf of bread with yo fuckboy ass” Mike: “Who needs money when I’ve got all the natural advantages”
Josh running around in a towel til he’s found by Jess (who then jokes about how she should have REALLY invited him up to the lodge)
Ashley and Sam = the new climbing class.
Sam calling everybody pornstars.
Jess and Ashley knocking Sam out and taking her to the barn.
Sam: “C-Can we order a tofu burger-” Jess: “You’re the only one who eats tofu oh my god no”
SATH BECOMES CANON: Sam wants revenge against her friends for killing her girlfriend and best friend.
Josh: “I thought we had a connection.”
Sam being haunted by manifestations of her girlfriend in the cave scene.
Matt: “You have the brains to like me, now lets see that brawn”
Emily: “there’s a lot more to this gal than a mean, lean, lifting machine”
Josh taking a 3 hour long bath.
Sam offering to take help Josh with bath.
Sam: “I’m just Sammin’ ya.”
Matt: “This better be worth it, my favourite football jersey.”
Ashley has found her true calling in a nun costume.
Ashley WITH A SHOTGUN.
Chris kissing Ashley good luck as she walks out the lodge to kick some WENDIGO ASS WITH HER MOTHERFUCKING SHOTGUN.
Matt shows off his mad football skills in chase scenes.
Ashley: “I’m a bad, I’m a badass” @ Josh.
Chris @ Ash: “YOU WERE LOOKING AT TUMBLR!! WHAT WERE YOU POSTING?! MUCH RUN. SUCH SCARE. WOW????“
Jess: “Jesus hot sauce christmas cake”
Josh and Jess finds Sam underground and saves her.
Wendigo!Beth.
Sam punches Chris in the eye.
Jess chasing after Mike, aceing the QTEs with her cheerleader skills.
Ashley in Chris’ glasses.
Jess: “You open the door, I’ll shoot.” *loads shotgun* Ashley: “Ok-” *does nothing* Jess: “ASHLEY WHOEVER’S OUT THERE’D BE GONE NOW-”
Mike: “She came for me. She did.”
