Stalking? Me Too.

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

what if we kissed... while carving pumpkins.. and while baking those halloween sugar cookies with spooky shapes on them... hahah i’m just kidding.,,.. unless..??

“im so sad” *plays sad song* “im CRYING this makes me so sad” *repeats songs*

You never experience a deja vu while masturbating.

If intelligent life developed underwater, they would have to go through a land discovery stage before they went through a space discovery stage.

Nicky: Just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I don’t know how to please a woman. You buy them a dress with pockets.

A dress with pockets is the first gift he gives to Quynh.

This is one of the best running gags in cinematic history

another day volunteering in plato's cave. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the shadows on the wall. buddy, they won't even let me fuck them

a pensive is basically advanced trauma dumping

why are you, an adult man over one hundred years old, trauma dumping on a sixteen year old who is your pupil and under your care