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70% of the planet was had inhospitable to humans but you know who can live there???

SHARKS BABEY

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Shark Facts

Blue sharks can develop a taste for mustard

One whale shark can weigh as much as the city of France

Over 2,000 great whites live in the canals of Venice

Sharks become angry when they see the color blue

Mako sharks can swim faster than a fighter jet

A baby great white shark is the equivalent weight of 6.5 premature babies

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at first i was like…

‘uHmMm aBsolUtEly nO???👁👄👁’

and then I’ve read ur username so we cool

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No these are All Real Facts I am a sharkologist how fast do you think fighter jets can swim

pukicho

when I say “me hungy’ you know its time for some schlorping

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schloping of what pukicho

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small wrigglers, obviously

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Worms or children?

#rb

Everything has bones in it, unless it not have bones in it

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I close my eyes

Calm, trusting, innocent

Something creeps up my spine

“Open your eyes” it tells me when it reaches my ear

I open them

There is nothing; fear crawls back to the base of my spine

I close my eyes

Calm, trusting, innocent

#anyway #this is about when youre in the shower #and you think theres a demon #its 3 in the morning #bullshit poems #shitty poem #shitty poetry #joke poems

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God I wish I couldn’t see my own posts

Is pastel black a thing?

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Sometimes I purposely slurp fro-yos too fast because it’s the only high I’ll ever get.

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I have cried three (3) times today

#justanother-shitpost #shitpost #crying #emotions #i have them #yes #am human #burst into tears

I know not everyone will think I’m funny, but if I can make at least 1 person laugh...

Its me, laughing at my own joke

#justanother-shitpost #shitpost #shitty jokes #i think its funny

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Just got the sudden urge to go through all my clothes

#justanother-shitpost #shitpost #cleaning #organization #night blogging

Astrology is the only thing giving me hope that I’ll get laid one day

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Life is just years of seeing phallic objects and avoiding them

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*talking to a straight couple* So, when you sing Grease, which one of you is Danny, and which is Sandy?

#justanother-shitpost #shitpost #grease #grease movie #singing #straight people #jokes

Any 1 else hold soapy water in ur hands do ur hands can have a lil bubble bath?

#justanother-shitpost #shitpost #bubble bath #bubbles #soap #weird

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Instead of Big Dick Energy: Big Unstable Energy

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Unstable Dick Energy

#justanother-shitpost #shitpost #big dick energy #big unstable energy #reblogging myself

Instead of Big Dick Energy: Big Unstable Energy

#justanother-shitpost #shitpost #big dick energy #big unstable energy

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