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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

current gender: saying I'm a woman is weird and saying I'm not a woman is also weird

my sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle

Feeling highly ambiguous tonight

Like in a sexy way?

i went to go pick up my HORMONES from the chemist today and the guy was quite sweet and very well intentioned but clearly way out of his element... when i was leaving i did the standard “thanks have a nice night” and he responded with “you too enjoy your... (very very quietly obviously realising what he was saying was highly insane) gender...” and tbh i havent stopped thinking abt being a gender enjoyer since

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

i want to cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle

excited about being tired at 9pm

1. She's a woman 2. She's from a poor, rural background 3. Her style has "low-class" connotations

A show where you can tell the creator has actual siblings

• has started hostile warfare with the shop across from us because they’re homophobic to the sweetest barista there who came out as lesbian, so he lets her hang out with us on all her breaks and also hung up pride flags in direct view of them and overall does his best to undermine them in any way possible

your boss sounds awesome

his name is Luigi which makes this 100% funnier

The best trope in the world is when a character realizes that they’re in love with another character and instead of being bashful or cute about it their internal monologue is just “NO. GOD. FUCK. WHY”