Yeah, Idk

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

Why slam the door once when you can do it three fucking times?

i had an incredibly visceral reaction to this

if i was sitting next to george w. bush at a football game i would simply vomit on him. rip to ellen degeneres but i have morals. 

this might be a hard pill to swallow for college students but getting drunk all the time isnt a personality trait it’s alcoholism

literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place

*sees the way an artist draws mouths* Oh, so you're like HORNY horny.

why do I eat so much fucking SOUP

Sorry this isnt vore related or wtv but this is fucking funny please

“Sorry this isn’t vore related” is the kind of wild ass sentence I can only get on tumblr dot com

the Kings and I getting ready to play some D&D

In an apocalyptic scenario, I’d spend my last moments alive watching this.

she's bald except for the ponytail

That’s a warrior’s cut

Mrs warrior is crying because her wife just got diagnosed with fatal bookshelf-brain

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

I’m an overthinker so if you don’t give me an answer, I’ll come up with one.

why the fuck am i not dead yet