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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night

In more than one way if you haunt the place!

If Mystique joined Onlyfans, she would soon be the only content creator left…

Because the moon reflects light from the sun, vampires wouldn’t be able to go outside at night either.

Would a vampire that refuses to go outside any time other than nighttime during a new moon be agoraphobic or an antivaxxer?

Maybe vampires themselves started the rumor that they don’t like garlic, to scare humans into consuming more garlic…thus making unwitting humans taste better.

Does this mean if I eat enough garlic bread I’ll become a vampire magnet?

IMPERSONATE ME IN MY INBOX I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GUYS RETAIN FROM ALL MY SHITTY POSTS

If you study history far back enough it becomes biology, then geography and lastly physics

This is paleontology erasure, an offense I very much will take personally.

A Sith Lord could probably force choke themselves while jacking off, but they might require a mirror to do so.

It’s probably safer than doing so with a belt or such since the Force will stop once you pass out (I think), but also why are you thinking about this go to horny jail.

The last human alive would have to update the Wikipedia page for Homo sapiens as “Extinct” before they die.

An Executioner sharpening his axe shouldn’t be menacing, he’s trying to make your death go as smooth as possible

But... You’re still gonna die

With how often paperwork is misplaced, forms are filled out wrong and incompetent employees, its really likely someones child actually was accidentally switched at birth (source)

Suddenly that microsoft AI turning into a nazi within 16 hours of joining the internet kinda makes sense

Just now?

Exercise is more of a mental challenge than a physical one

My lungs would like to say otherwise

Then get better lungs dumbass.

I’m American

Exercise is more of a mental challenge than a physical one

My lungs would like to say otherwise

Not Safe For Work tag doesn’t apply to you if you work in the porn industry.

Gore is often hidden behind a NSFW filter too (especially on Reddit where there’s really nothing better) so no, it still applies if you’re a sex worker.