(And A Not-Shitty Kankri On Occasion)

Asks are encouraged, I’ll try to respond to all of them with art.

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(^◕.◕^) HEY, ISN'T THIS THE CATUE FUROM THE FURONT OF THE PAWACE?

IT'S PROBABLY A REPLICA BUT IT'S A GOOD ONE

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(^=.=^) ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON HER RADIANCE ALL MIXED UP MEOW THAT WE'VE MET HER AS A KIT?

NOT REALLY

WE'RE DEAD, SHE'S NOT RELEVANT ANYMORE

=(ノへ￣、)= …I KNOW

S9mething seems 9ut 9f the 9rdinary.

Where's Damara?

I saw her head out for a smoke 8r8k.

And h9w l9ng has it 6een since then?

…A8out half an hour.

Aranea we've 6een here f9r f9rty-five minutes.

[Image ID: An image of a creature that's glowing bright green and has black dots for eyes. It is standing on a person's fingertip and is comparatively small. The caption reads "Hi I'm radioactive and soon you too" /end ID]

Augh!

Why is this 9ut in the 9pen!? It's a safety hazard!

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D9esn't "feel" radi9active? Are we supp9sed t9 stake 9ur health 9n y9ur hunch?

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Ahem. It's 9ffensive 9f y9u t9 assume that I-

I can confirm that it's not r8dioactive enough to affect my camera.

oh vwowv look at this. this artist understands beauty.

This is a 6ad idea.

whale i think you look amazing

That d9es n9t s9und like a c9mpliment.

oh this turned out perfish

porrim youre up nets

Me?

yes you space player

Well who+ am I to+ say no+ to+ that.

Kankri, ho+w abo+ut yo+u take a picture after me?

I still d9n't think this is a g99d idea. An empl9yee c9uld c9me ar9und at any time and see us.

you need to loosen up a little 38/

hey check this ship out

this atom models held up by such thin strings i betta camera wont pick them up

take a piketure of me like im floating it with my hand 38D

I d9n't think y9u sh9uld d9 that. Museum displays are typically n9t all9wed t9 6e t9uched 6y visit9rs.

R-E-EFLAX my hands gonna be under it

Still, I-

Come on Kankri, it's harmless.

I agree with Meenah o+n this o+ne. I want that picture.

hey is that a museam

It d9es appear t9 6e 9ne.

Should we go to it? I think we should go to it.

B33 < man im just saying

B33 < mewve lived however many eons in the dream bubbles with barely any change

B33 < and then suddenly you make this massive adjustment in your afterlife

Are y9u saying I can't make my 9wn decisi9ns?

B33 < not at all!

B33 < but you gotta consider how stuff affects mew

Why sh9uld I trust y9u?

B33 < um

B?? < what motivation would i have to hurt you

D9n't play dum6 with me. I kn9w wh9 y9u are. I kn9w y9u remem6er all 9f y9ur lives.

Y9u kn9w exactly what y9u did, Survivalist.

hey remember that time when ya didnt cut your hair for like six months

Yes, while we were languishing in 9ur unwinna6le sessi9n. I cut it after the disc9mf9rt exceeded my limits.

-- aspenClaw [AC] began trolling cherryGlow [CG] --

AC: Σ=OO

AC: Soldier purrbeasts handle!

AC: Are you mew to trollian? This is the furst time s33ing your name!

CG: Yes, I was 9nly just all9wed internet access.

CG: Are y9u stalking the Tr9llian user list f9r handles that may 6e valid S9ldier Purr6easts warri9r names? 6ecause I made this acc9unt a69ut an h9ur ag9.

AC: Caught red-pawed h33h33!

AC: Your lusus sounds really strict! Mine lets me do whatever I want as long as she can s33 me if she n33ds to rescue me from danger

AC: Though there's not many pawple around where we live so I gotta stalk the trollian mewsers and threads fur purrtential friends!

AC: So cherryglow howd you choose your name?

AC: And howd you get that quirk?

CG: Well, I supp9se I ch9se them 6ecause they felt right?

AC: H33h33 that's a good enough reason in my book! Aspen is for the same reason Σ=33

AC: And claw is my strife spawcibus!

CG: Y9ur lusus lets y9u have a strife speci6us?

Y9u c9uldn't even get the c9rrect size 9f f99l 9utfit t9 make fun 9f me with? I am insulted.

PORRIM: Have yo+u enjo+yed tho+se cat bo+o+ks?

KANKRI: I NEED M9RE.

I made a duck 9ut 9f clay!

Kankri: Combine your pants and sweater.