Hello world =]

Bad puns make people cringe because they deal psychic damage.

Um actually it's the other way around and psychic damage deals bad puns

When you see a word missing an e (like Flickr or Tumblr), that’s the present trying to look like the future. When you see a word with an extra e (think Ye Olde Towne Bar & Grille), that’s the present trying to look like the past.

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Ghosts are always hanging out in the creepiest places. If I was a ghost I’d be kickin it at the beach or a really fun club or something.

But arent places creepy because there’s ghosts?

Humans are probably the most disabled species on the planet, because people born with disabilities aren’t killed before everyone else like they would be in nature, so they then pass on their genes which results in more disabled people. TL;DR unnatural selection.

Other species have been known to care for their disabled, not just humans.

Wow, what a unique and interesting take, op! I sure hope it isn't something horrible and ableist!

People who need glasses for the first time get to have every game remastered for free

Biggest plot twist of my life was getting glasses and finding out the just dance people had faces this whole time

THEY DO?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Holy shit

People who need glasses for the first time get to have every game remastered for free

Biggest plot twist of my life was getting glasses and finding out the just dance people had faces this whole time

THEY DO?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Girl what is happening on the showerhtpughts reddit, there hasn't been a bot post to here in 5 days

Last post on the subreddit is also 5 days ago??

Huh, 5 days closed seems excessive tho

Uhhhhhh empty can of air

Can it be empty if it's full of air?

The internet-based workforce will be more productive than usual tomorrow.

Literally went to go find the original post on r/howerthoughts just to get ANY form of context for this. There was NOTHING. These people need to add context to their posts SO BAD. Wtf is happening tomorrow.

lots of subreddits will stop posting to protest the third party app thing

Oooooh. Right. That was a thing. I'm glad that they're doing that. It's about time a major company gets shit for the horrible changes they're making. Good for them =]

The internet-based workforce will be more productive than usual tomorrow.

Literally went to go find the original post on r/howerthoughts just to get ANY form of context for this. There was NOTHING. These people need to add context to their posts SO BAD. Wtf is happening tomorrow.

People would take care of themselves better if they had healthbars

Due to inflation, one day a banana will really cost $10 and the joke won’t make sense anymore.

what joke are you referring to

I think they're talking about "I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"

When someone says nothing is impossible, they are technically saying it is impossible that anything is impossible.. which is impossible.

stop thinking about it or you’re gonna make a paradox

Vagina is the most sophisticated 3D printer.

The vagina isn’t making the baby

Vagina is the most sophisticated 3D printer.

Pokémon is so popular because it depicts all the fun of having a pet without any of the inconveniences

No, it's because the characters (mainly the Pokémon) are cool as hell. Who wouldn't want to own an orange fire dragon or a yellow electric mouse as a pet?

For a while everyone on the internet used to ROAST people who didn’t record in horizontal mode

We should go back to that I think