cloud sunflower

A kid called me sussy then ran into oncoming traffic

did he get hit

I made sure of it

screaminggg

excuse me i dont appreciate being called out like this

writers be like “i know a place” and then take you to a wip and then another wip and then another wip and then-

inside of you are two wolves. one wants to read every book it can get its hands on. the other can’t focus on a page for longer than a minute. you are a dark academic

excuse me i dont appreciate being called out like this

STUNNINGGG

“Shaving your legs” more like, “Yoga in the shower with razor blades”

everytime i shave i think of this post. EVERY TIME

Me, picking up an object that is clearly made out of straight-up iron: *soft gasp* it's weighted

one time i did this with a spoon

“Pants were invented for men” not according to my ancestors.

Okay but like based on genital structure, it would actually make sense for mean to wear skirts and women pants, why are we even talking about logic

the scottish did it right

The Scottish did it to hide more knives

The Scottish did it right

This is my new favorite post on tumblr