sorry i haven’t replied to your email, i uh.. ran out. of emails. i ran out of emails

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

me, watching a mobile game ad: you fool. you shit idiot. i would never let the goldfish fall into molten lava.

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

the argument that destiel is necrophilia never stops being funny to me

when my gay guy friend didnt know what discord was and he was like “is that like lesbian grindr”. always on my mind

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youre not the girlboss of me

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.