Moved To Dinosuarmeme

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Xavin squeezed his hand, unable to help but smile despite their annoyance that he moved their desired snack.“And then I would have to deal with the public shock at a me suddenly appearing in the middle of the grocery. And I don’t believe humans are quite that accepting yet, Humberto.” Xavin reminded, leaning into his touch for one more lingering moment, before stepping back. “Excuse me, my love, I’m going to find those animal crackers that you so aptly hid from me. Where is the jar that you put them in?”

Humberto snorted softly. “I didn’t hide it Xavin,” he said, kissing their forehead before pulling the smaller jar out of the pantry. “Here, now do you forgive me?” He asked, handing the jar to the skrull. “I’ll get you more animal crackers tomorrow, and I’ll also get you the frosted kind... we need to make a list of what else we need at the store though,” he said, thinking for a moment.

“That makes sense,” Humberto said. “And officially, you are more weird than the dinosaur shapeshifter,” he said simply, grinning at her.

“You wanna know something weirder? My parents were paleontologists. I was basically destined to be a dinosaur shapeshifter,” he said, shaking his head with an amused smile.

“Heh.” She actually smiled at that. “If it makes you feel any better, an eight year old dreamed me up as his like, ideal babysitter. Destiny’s freaking weird.”

“Wait- did he dream you up and you came to life or....?” Humberto asked, snorting softly. “At this point I’m not surprised.”

“You wanna know something weirder? My parents were paleontologists. I was basically destined to be a dinosaur shapeshifter,” he said, shaking his head with an amused smile.

“Yep,” Humberto said simply. “Still don’t understand why she needs me and didn’t just choose someone else but that’s creepy mysterious magic people for you.”

“Yeah, they tend to suck.” She drummed her fingers again. “So like… I mean, if you went and did that, would she just make you dead again?”

Humberto paused, wondering for a moment. “I don’t… I don’t know… she’s kinda weird.”

“I mean, she’s called ‘the hag’ and she lives with dinosaurs.” Rikki picked at her paper napkin, “I don’t think there’s any way she’d be not weird.”

“That’s true, but I doubt any of us are normal,” Humberto admitted. “I turn into dinosaurs and you work with captain America.”

“Yep,” Humberto said simply. “Still don’t understand why she needs me and didn’t just choose someone else but that’s creepy mysterious magic people for you.”

“Yeah, they tend to suck.” She drummed her fingers again. “So like… I mean, if you went and did that, would she just make you dead again?”

Humberto paused, wondering for a moment. “I don’t... I don’t know... she’s kinda weird.”

“Yep,” Humberto said simply. “Still don’t understand why she needs me and didn’t just choose someone else but that’s creepy mysterious magic people for you.”