JupHops

This show is too good to end. Cancel Riverdale instead 😭

saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me

It’s just roll call bro

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

Okay, but cellulite? Beautiful. Stretch marks? *chefs kiss* gorgeous. Tummy rolls? Stunning. Acne and acne scars? Immaculate. Body hair? Still splendiferous. Guys, gals and non-binary pals, you’re all absolutely perfect just the way you are.

Not to sound like a common whore but can someone hold my hand and rub it with their thumb comfortingly

i am the shyest attention whore ever

I want attention!!! If you’re not busy… And you want to…. Its okay if you don’t

Not to b dramatic but like. Anyone else’s heart breaking a lil bit more everyday ?

when florence welch said “i am done with my graceless heart so tonight i’m gonna cut it out and then restart”

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years