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JAYVIK

Viktor: (smirks)

Jayce: (panting) What are you smiling at?

Viktor: (sitting properly in a chair on the side of the court as the others do laps.) Oh, nothing.

Jayce: (raises an eyebrow)

Viktor: I just think it's funny watching all of you run back and forth and I just get to sit here.

Jayce: ...Is it worth not being able to walk?

Viktor: I think so.

CAITVI

(Whole class watching Princess and the Frog)

???: (sniffles, sobs)

Vi: Who is crying? (looks behind her)

Cait is full on sobbing, puffy eyes and a runny nose.

Cait: Turn around- Vi...(sniff)

Vi: Cupcake... It's a cartoon firefly.

Cait: Shut up, I know that- (sniff). Cait: It was just... (sob) a really nice one.

Vi: (sigh)

TIMEBOMB

(Ekko and someone having a very serious conversation)

Ekko: It'll be okay. I think if you-

Jinx: EKKO! I found someone's clothes on my chair in homeroom. I took them, and they absolutely stunk so I washed them, now I have this ugly, UGLY t-shirt with some sort of superhero on it and-

Ekko: Jinx.

Jinx: Ekkooooo?

Ekko: We're talking about something important.

Jinx: (giggles) Okaayyy? Jinx: -And it's completely ripped at the sides, but it also came with these gray washed baggy jeans so-

Ekko: ...Ugh.

MEL + JAYCE

Jayce: I'm back! (shared dorm.)

???: Meorww?

Jayce: Huh? (looks down)

A spotted black and white cat: Prrow?

Jayce: (blood runs cold)

Mel: Hi my love... This is Bedrock... (pets the cat) Mel: He's just the cutest little scoundrel, yes you are, yes you are, my little schmo-

Jayce: I. Need... To go? (swallows dryly and dashes back out the door)

Mel: Whatever...

(VERY VERY loud muffled scream.)

Mel: What?- (opens the door)

Jayce: (hyperventilating, biting nails) Hi.

Mel: Scared of cats a bit, are you?

Jayce: Maybe...

Mel: It's okay.

Jayce: (beams) You'll get rid of it?!

Mel: You'll warm up to him, big boy. (pats him on the shoulder and walks back inside)

Jayce: (whinee)

Caitlyn: Jayce.

Jayce: Hm?

C: I have an issue.

J: What's up Cait?

C: I... I can't say it never mind.

J: You can tell me anything, you know. J: Plus, I'm not gonna stop pestering you 'till I get it out of you.

C: No, no. I can't. It's so horrible. It's so bad. Jayce, I'm taking this to the grave!

J: Did you kill someone?..

C: What? No!

J: Rip up the Piltover Records?

C: No?

J: ..Finally hookup with that one undercity chick?

C: WHAT? Jayce-... (Sigh). NO!

J: Then what??

C: I... C: I cheated on that history test.

J: ...

C: I know. Just burn me at the stake already.

J: I literally had Viktor do that test for me.

Viktor: (Sips on sweetmilk) Cavity? What do you take me for, a child?

J: Huh? What do you mean?

V: I don't believe in the tooth fairy anymore, Jayce.

J: Uh... Tooth fairy?

V: "The tooth fairy gives you cavities if you eat all her sweets", right? ha, not tricking me. (sips sweetmilk)

J: Viktor. You're smarter than this.

V: Eh?

J: CAVITIES ARE CAUSED BY SUGARY FOODS BREAKING DOWN YOUR ENAMEL.

V: Huh. That definitely clears some stuff up.

J: Have you ever been to the dentist?

(Silence)

J: EVER IN YOUR LIFE??

V: A dentist is?...

J: Oh my god.