"This will probably defeat you, maybe!"

five and theyre all condiments

idk if yallve heard of this McKamey Manor shit but i need to be clear that I am not joking when I say this is either run by a serial killer or at the very least someone who seriously gets off on torture. how the fuck is any of this legal 

haunted house attractions are one thing. having to sign a waiver stating you can’t hold them legally responsible for pulling off your fingernails, forcefeeding you your own vomit, breaking your bones, pulling your hair out, giving you fucking carbon monoxide poisoning, drugging you, the fucking list goes on, means that i think everyone who works there probably deserves the chair 

Worth noting that they list “death” as one of the conditions you may experience and that they are not liable for

women be downloading pdfs

And men….don’t….?…?

no men can’t read

I’m not sure what this says but I like the way the letters are shaped.

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

some of yall never had to deal with seeing bullies come up to you to say “(Name) wanna ask you out” as a joke to humiliate their friend because nothing was as embarrassing and disgusting than imagining going out with you and it really shows