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My goregrinder necromancer had amazing survivability left with 4hp blood rage and the 5+ Defense under 3hp trait, and I had two units left on field whilst the carcass necromancer was on a last stand. This mfkr facing absolute annihilation whips out a shotgun deals 2 damage expends a strength token for another damage and activates double tap to reduce my necromancer to 0, but I stay alive because of blood rage so we’re all good right? WRONG this absolute legend hit a critical hit and pushed my necromancer back one space onto a hazard so as soon as my necromancer starts it’s turn I lose. This gurl gets shot point blank by a shorty comes back cus she too angry to die and then trips and falls on a spike against all odds.

That carcass operative just said “nah, I’d win” and pulls a Clint Eastwood aah move to do the ultimate come around

All I could do was try to kill the necromancer with my other units but it had a physical armour so I literally couldn’t even😭

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