The Rabbit Hole

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Which is to say they have powerful grinding plates in a set of jaws that work extremely fast, the grinders angled so that each bite jerks their prey deeper inside.

Don’t google it unless you’re prepared for the very large number of YouTube videos in which people test to see if a puffer can devour a whole live lizard or snake or scorpion even their own size, the answer typically being yes, and in seconds.

They’ll go after anything when hungry but their most natural prey are whole live crabs. One of Stephen Hillenburg’s funniest marine biology jokes that most people never catch. :)

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.