mean, green, pointy machine

I love this man. He’s a wonderful example of a decent, moral wealthy person.

…….WHY DOES HE DO THIS!?  MY GOD THIS MAN IS JUST FUCKING PERFECT!

I remember in one interview he said he had more money than he could ever spend in a single lifetime, so he just gives the money away. Outside of random strangers, he also gives most of it to various charities, and only grants himself a small stipend to live on, pay rent, buy food, etc.

Socialist king

what if 😳 i tucked a loose strand of your hair💇behind your ear 😳 in the middle of a conversation 😱 (and we were both girls 😥)

idk why it’s never occurred to me but I was just wondering where bucky was during the events of black panther….. I kno he was most likely in a freezer in shuris basement BUT it would be hilarious if he was just chilling on his farm the whole time and didn’t notice anything was going on

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

IM CRYING

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom