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but i am un-fucking-willing to risk a whammy from madame zeroni.

I usually reblog these as a joke but like I got my overdue bill from the college I dropped out of in which I owed about $1000. Well I looked at the bill and some mysterious person or organization paid $200 and now my bill is at $800 and some odd dollars.

embalming, the process of chemically preserving a corpse, is typically not required by law. unless you need to transport the body long-distance or postpone the burial, it’s 100% a vanity thing.

a body still rots in air-tight conditions. so “protective” or “sealed” caskets are basically a scam, and anything fancy like metal is a waste of money.

want a beautiful casket for a viewing, but think burning or burying an expensive piece of hardwood is a waste of money and trees? rentals exist.

you don’t need a coffin for cremation. the minimum requirement is that the body be in a “cremation container,” which is a simple cardboard box.

home funerals are an option. you don’t need to hand the body over to a funeral home, and you can keep their involvement to a minimum.

natural burial sites exist. you can have your unembalmed body straight up thrown in the dirt to be tree food, if you want.

there are a lot of funeral homes that will prey on your ignorance and vulnerability in order to get as much money out of you as possible. they may imply optional certain services are legally mandatory, steer you away from cheaper options, charge additional costs for what’s supposed to be all-inclusive services, etc.

Your struggle will become your strength! 

Pairing: Bucky x Reader (modern au)

Summary: Prompt from  @nerds-are-cool  (x) :  There’s a person who won’t stop bugging me will you pretend to be my partner so that they’ll fuck off?

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Pairing: Bucky x Reader, Bucky x Natasha

Summary: Sleeping with Bucky Barnes is a mistake as he does not know your true feelings for him and now he is dating Natasha.

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(updated on: 31/08/18)

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“Live a life worth dying for.”