large; in charge

shes speaking patois

Why did this make me laugh

Because my friend you have a jovial soul

if they had ditch weed dispensaries i would still smoke

but im talking like low down ditch weed. just schwag. grade A ass weed. garbàge. because the shit they smoking nowadays is toxic. i brush past someone walking out of a dispo and 10 minutes later im couchlocked. in my day I would buy an eighth of capital B Boof pack and that shit had me k'ed for a week. the certified reginald. that oregano 10 sack. placebo kush. joe biden diesel. but they don't make it like that no more

guy who got way too into that mommy milky good boy points meme on 4chan until it became unironic and they developed a debilitating mommy kink… call that tendiequeer (perched on a sniper’s nest waiting for people to reblog and tag this as “#me”)

Renting 1000 light up advertisement drones and flying them over the Florida villages retirement community spelling out the message: "RAPTURE HAPPENING NOW GOD SAYS STEER YOUR LUXURY BOATS AT TOP SPEED DIRECTLY TOWARDS US COAST GUARD TO GET INTO HEAVEN"

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

a shy, pudgy white sixth grader wearing new balance sneakers who is dropped off and picked up from school every day by what is 100% undoubtedly, just based on obvious visual cues and context, 3-4 extremely serious yakuza thugs

tears of laughter streaminh down the kings face slapping his thigh from mirth shoulders shaking in delighted chortles at the shape of the beloved "among us"

one of the ugly truths you have to acknowledge if you want to be a good ally to empaths is that we are more prone to road rage, and it is because other drivers' anger infects us, not because we're angry people. sure it doesn't fit most people's idealized vision of an empath, but it's pretty damn hard to find one of us that doesn't have at least one reckless driving or assault charge connected to a road rage incident, and that's okay. just remember that we're ultimately innocent of culpability, because our reactions are based on other people's flaws and not our own

But…but…but… Muh evil ‘Murica….

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This is Not an award show 😂