Merry Christmas Kevin

i love waking up to the knowledge that paul lost in back-to-back seasons with a 5-4 vote two times in a row, having his fate decided by someone who hated both of the final two with a passion but ultimately despised him more both times, sitting in the same chair in the same exact outfit, while the girl who cast the deciding vote the previous year and the girl he lost to the first time watched him from the audience, canoodling with the guy he screwed over to get to the final two the first time as one of (if not the most) hated houseguests of all time (raven) hung off of him stroking his arm incessantly while her supposed boyfriend stood no less than a foot away, and then he had to go home to face the repercussions of his blatant racism and bullying, while the two people he lost to enjoyed being iconic winners (nicole being the first woman in final two to win against a man, josh being the second ever POC winner) and their 500k

MY MAN JOSH DID THAT, HE FUCKING DID THAT

NICOLE FRANZEL WON BB18 AS THE FIRST WOMAN TO BEAT A MAN IN FINAL 2

The truth tea is that Josh revealing his intelligence, elaborate game plan, the fact that he’s a superfan, and the 75 different ways Paul played a dishonest game at the very last minute was the smartest and most iconic move anyone has made in the past few seasons. They were really thinking Paul was the Mist King™ until Josh came and snatched every follicle of hair off their heads.

NAME A BETTER DUO, ILL WAIT…

We wanted him to get Neda’d, but getting Paul’d was so much better

THIS IS OUR FIRST POC TO WIN BIG BROTHER SINCE JUN SONG

Cody voted for Josh to win BB19, homie deserved $25,000 just for denying Paul a win.

You know why Josh won? Because Ika Wong herself told us all he’d be a legend and anything she says is spoken into existence

Anyways Ian Terry cursed Big Brother when he won over Dan and Josh just undid the curse so now BB will be iconic again

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT CODY AND JOSH HAD THE BIGGEST FEUD IN THE HOUSE AND LITERALLY HATED EACH OTHER WITH A PASSION, AND NOW CODY WAS THE TIE BREAKING VOTE FOR JOSH TO WIN LIKE LET THAT SHIT SINK IN