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What’s it like being 21 and older

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

SIR.

ooohhh so that's what those are for.... vampire condom

Babe I can’t come over today I got powned by someone’s online rantsona… Babe no they crossed their arms babe it was bad.

Babe please I’m crying they’re making a 2 part video.

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

I don’t care how ~conventionally unattractive~ you are, everyone’s gorgeous when they smile genuinely and laugh like they couldn’t make a straight face if they tried. Human joy is beautiful.

Idk who needs to hear this but some characters just hate eachother. No hidden love. Yeah sometimes people just do not like eachother.