Little Miss Julia

just learned that jean-jacques rousseau was so deeply deeply obsessed with being spanked - such a spank maniac if you will, that he used to drop trou and sprint backwards ass first at unsuspecting women on the off chance their first instinct would be to spank his bare ass

The world is a rich tapestry.

If you’re ever worded about your embarrassing shitposts coming back to haunt you, please remember that this influential philosopher literally told people in his own autobiography about his very shameable kink.

time to kinkshame the Enlightenment

it is ALWAYS time to kinkshame the enlightenment

this is beautiful

my heart….

WONDERFUL

i live for this

Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God

That satisfied dad laugh at the end

that was such a DAD joke

i didn’t know jake peralta had a tumblr

please, you think jake knows how to use academic in text reference?

he learned it for amy

They literally were in an awkward situation

I love how the bird leaves like “well, I best be hitting the dusty trail”

Power

Is that an accurate translation?

Actually, a better translation would be “just divorced the son of a dog” (supposed to be an insult towards the guy and his father) lmao but yes it’s accurate.

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#god bruce’s face#‘wonder woman doesn’t have weakness clark’#‘wonder woman is flawless and perfect clark’#‘wonder woman could probably destroy the earth if she wanted to and I couldn’t stop her clark’#‘we’re all fucking doomed clark’

did he just make that wonder woman case special only to keep it empty for a fucking dramatic reveal

HAVE YOU SEEN BATMAN WORK? HE IS LITERALLY LIKE, 90% REVEAL

this robe

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

this is never not funny