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your standards should be high for both your friendships and romantic relationships. everyone you surround yourself with should have qualities you actually admire.

yall want replies but we’ve had messenger pigeons since the 1800’s???

The last messenger pigeon died in 1914

i just saw a pigeon today?? put a letter on it

my favorite sport is jousting. except without the pole because thats too dangerous. just riding my horse angrily towards another guy riding a horse angrily, that is my passion

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

That literally got weirder and weirder with every word

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

Don’t ever beg for a friendship or relationship with anyone. If you don’t receive the same efforts you give out.. lose that contact b

Stop planting your flowers in other people’s gardens if you know they aren’t going to water them.

is this metaphorical or are we talking about animal crossing because i