Mortals, address me properly when you speak to me

I feel that this is targeted

Yes

Yes, I'm too pretty to waste my time in the court room and I fear that the ugliness of the others (not my wife) in there will affect me

My wife

My wife, my high queen is gorgeous

And says you with your kinky comment

That's for my wife, not you

will you ever forgive me?

.......if you bring me wine and mortal books

And says you with your kinky comment

That's for my wife, not you

then why do you even bother writing back. It’s an invitation…

I refuse to get slandered

I HAD to, you can't go killing someone because they killed cut down a tree....unless they killed baby birds, then I'll join you

@jude-queen-of-elfhame , my darling goddess, please unlock the wine cellar, I promise to never spill wine on the bed ever again

......How can you be sure that it's wine, what if I'm BLEEDING Jude, what if I'm on my periods? What then? And you blame the poor King suffering from cramps with no relief

if he complains too much lock him in the wine cellar with a mattress. @jude-queen-of-elfhame

How DARE you, a pathetic mortal, get to tell my wife, the High QUEEN, what to do?

merely a suggestion your highness

That did not sound like 'MeReLy A sUgGeStIoN'

my deepest apologies your highness.

You better be

@jude-queen-of-elfhame , my darling goddess, please unlock the wine cellar, I promise to never spill wine on the bed ever again

......How can you be sure that it's wine, what if I'm BLEEDING Jude, what if I'm on my periods? What then? And you blame the poor King suffering from cramps with no relief

if he complains too much lock him in the wine cellar with a mattress. @jude-queen-of-elfhame

How DARE you, a pathetic mortal, get to tell my wife, the High QUEEN, what to do?

merely a suggestion your highness

That did not sound like 'MeReLy A sUgGeStIoN'

@jude-queen-of-elfhame my dearest, is it necessary to travel to the mortal realm for some sort of "birthday party" of the mortal girl Heather? I don't exactly like mortal wine.

bring your own wine.

A HIGH KING does not carry things like a common pack mule unless it's my wife

......I shall bring an imp to carry my wine