“This book will destroy you.” is like the highest praise you can give to a book. 

why did molly weasley have kids named bill, charlie, percy, fred, george and ronald and then call her last one ginevra

They’re all derivatives of the Knights of the round table. Ginevra comes from Guinevere.

Their dad is Arthur too so

I don’t remember a knight named Bill tho.

Maybe William? Bill is a nickname for William so maybe that’s it idk tho don’t trust me on this one

update: still not anyone’s first priority

Man: wyd 🍆😋 Me: ..realizing things

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is