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@ju11anedelman-blog
most valuable player › tom brady
i’m very humbled and honored to accept this award tonight. in a team sport like football, you certainly can’t achieve anything as an individual, without incredible teammates and incredible coaches who have really committed so much to our team this year. so, i accept this as an individual award. but to me, it’s a team award. and the greatest honor as a team is to be playing in the super bowl tomorrow night.
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season one, episode two › 🐐➡️🐿
tom vs time
I guess we enjoy each other’s company.
Julian Edelman about his relationship with Tom Brady (x)
“Gronk is a savant, bro.”
According to Jules, Gronk is actually really good at math (x).
@srk1o3
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go I can take you places you ain’t never been before Baby take a chance or you’ll never ever know I got money in my hands that I’d really like to blow Swag swag swag, on you Chillin' by the fire while we eating fondue I don't know 'bout me but I know about you So say hello to falsetto in three two
Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Junior, you shut your dang mouth.
Couldn’t even fool a wide mouth bass on a hot day with this. Everyone knows this isn’t your music taste.
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Endless List of Favorite Athletes - Tom Brady
#12 Quarterback of the New England Patriots
my baby :((
98: “ Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person. ” [ HC: Tom Brady is socially awkward at times but rarely admits this aloud. ]
“I fucking know. You start every sentence with this, Tom, stop.”
90: “ Catch me if you can! ” [ HC: when Tom Brady is feeling particularly playful during practice he tries to play tag-you're-it with his fellow teammates. ]
Julian nudges Amendola, watching Tom dart in and out of neon cones, far away from Gronk.
“How is he-- so goddamn epic? Think if I leaked images of this to the Chiefs, they’d go easier on us next game?”
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73: “ Oh, Are you ticklish? ”
“Tee-hee! Stop it, you!”
Edelman punches Brady against the chest.
“REALLY. No. Fuck you. Stop.”
79: “ Stop hogging all the blankets! ”
“I’ll say it again, loud and clear...”
“Torn. ACL. Do you really not want me to get better? Think you can pull off another epic comeback without me?”
118: “ Are you mad at me? ” *intense gazing into Edelman's eyes*
“Yes.”
“We’re going to be tested this year? That is all you can say about my monumental absence?”
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“Maybe I can help you out with that.” Striding over to him, she gently took the bow from the taller man and appraised it for a long moment before making a few adjustments to the arrow rest and grip. Satisfied with her work, she softly slipped the weapon back into his hand and smiled up at him. “Take it for a test shot. See how much better the arrow glides now.”
This was no football, but all sports had some element of similarity. Julian grabbed the bow without a single word, tugged the arrow taut, aimed, and released. It soared through the air and landed in the center of the bullseye.
“Thanks,” he muttered under his breath, only mildly annoyed he had required help.
Everyone starts somewhere, Edelman.
“What’s your name?”
UNBELIEVABLE CATCH BY JULIAN EDELMAN DURING SUPER BOWL 51
@ju11anedelman awesome job, bro.
Never hit the ground.
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From Jules to us
snufflesmajor:
@ju11anedelman liked for a starter! (i’m so sorry)
The click of the front door closing reverberated through the bathroom loudly enough to shock Sirius from his thoughts. He was tired–so tired–but he was sure he’d heard it. He rarely had visitors, and with the war going the way it was, he was instantly on alert.
His eyes darted around the room as he searched for his wand, but it wasn’t until he’d turned the shower off and reached for a towel that he realised it.
This wasn’t his shampoo.
This wasn’t his shower.
He’d been so tired he’d apparated into the wrong house.
Footsteps outside the door grew closer, so he hastily wrapped the towel around his waist and held his wand behind his back.
“Yeah. Yeah, I understand,” Julian paused outside the bathroom, inhaling deeply. “I know, Bill. Don’t-- fucking sweat it, man. Yeah. Amendola is a good pick.” He inhaled sharply, pinching the bridge of his nose as fingers wrapped around the doorknob. Bill Belichick, hardly a man of emotion (except when it came to their Superbowl wins) mumbled under his breath, wishing Julian well, remaining tough but optimistic.
“Thanks. Yeah, I will. Tom will be fine. Don’t worry. Yeah. Thanks. Alright. Talk to you soon.”
Julian pressed the illuminated red key to hang up before he pushed open the door and limped into the bathroom in nothing but his boxers.
The shower was on. It was blasting hot water that trickled into the drain and he immediately cursed himself.
“Fuckin’ helllllll.”
What a fucking WASTE! He’d left the thing on all goddamn night and if Julian was anything besides a wide receiver, he was a conservationist. Maybe it wasn’t just a torn ACL he suffered, but yet another concussion. He hobbled over on one foot, knee bent because shit that thing hurt and he’d be damned if he didn’t heal quickly, Julian pulled back the shower curtain and--
-- “ A H H H H ! ! ! “
Edelman stepped back, bearing too much weight on his bum leg and fell into the heap on the floor.
