sometimes she gleams like a knife.

I don't imagine big furry mascot heads really addin' much to the experience, but that's why this ain't my kink. Yeah, you know cold play? Not the band. This is like that, taken to an extreme.

Fair enough. Just a hobby, then. Hmmm, I see. Can't say I get it. So you're like coldblooded then, yeah?

My resolution is to try to convince a stranger to eat gravel.

That's an amazing resolution. Can I watch?

I can't even remember the last time I made a resolution. Has anyone ever actually made a new years resolution and kept it?

I keep mine every year. Seems like a skill issue.

Don't you really only do the silly resolutions if there's something you need to improve?

Um, clearly I'm gonna be improving my legs. With leg day. Not that they need improving, but they will be improved. Don't need improvement.

Oh, that's not really stuff I like, haha. Thanks for the suggestion, though!

Suck it, then.

Beats me, but you sure seem to love it.

Nope, I never do that. Just you. Button presser.

I mean, I dunno how kinky you can really get with all those... cumbersome bits in the way. [...] Yeah, definitely the stiffness. Wanna feel like I'm fuckin' a plank of wood, sans the splinters. So sexy.

Aren't cumbersome bits supposed to make things even more fun? I guess you're more used to working with unlively bits, though. Yeah, sounds real hot. Or cool, rather.

Does anyone have any [...] home remedies for [...] a cold?

Spiced liquor and menthol cigarettes. My uncle's favori Good

[pm] Exactly! Anyway, we're built different, our metabolism can take it! And we won't live long enough to face the consequences lbr

[pm] I can take anything. It is my great strength.

Think they press themselves.

Now why would I press my own buttons?

Oh it definitely heightens my ability, and ensures even more chaos. Gotta have that if we're gonna cause damage right?

I'm fond of all types of damage. Chaotic, organized, spontaneous, nerve, cranial, etc.

You know, I wanted to be nice about it. Different strokes for different folks, n' all that. But then you had to go n' accuse me of somethin' like that? [...] Anyway no, it's necrophilia.

Oh, so you're not even a furry for the kinky stuff? Just 'cause you were cursed that way can be? [...] So what is it about stiff ones that gets you going? The stiffness?

[pm] Maybe that's a fusion waiting to happen. Like put those people in tights and give them a choreography! Let's see how it goes! OH. You think? That would make so much sense, but also... do you think they wouldn't be gloating about it somewhere? We would defo be hearing rumors in T3D. I would so enter the normie comp. And pretend to be normie. She was the right one, yup :) Poetic!

[pm] Another great money making scheme. I can retire! Not that I want to, but you know. If I get old enough to retire then I can do that. Yep, so true. It'd def be something bragged about left and right. That's what I would do. Maybe I should join the olympic team. As an archer! Or sharpshooter! They always look so cool, like me.