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It’s true that spring and fall are completely underrated. I personally love the fall, but both times of year are honestly perfect. It’s nice enough out to not have to wear a parka but you can still throw on a little leather jacket and be content. You’re not sweating or shivering too much. If you suffer from allergies I can see why you might be averse to those times of year but otherwise? Sheer perfection.

The way you said that reminds me of that line from Miss Congeniality, you know which one I’m talking about too. Oh yesss, I forgot about Allergies, I’m luck enough that I don’t have any of that, but my poor brother suffers from a pollen allergy, so spring is the worst for him.

I have seen that the one time, and I remember it being really funny. Wasn’t there a really surprising cameo from Emma Watson? I wouldn’t have expected her in that role at the time, but it was pretty bloody brilliant.

I think in all honesty, I love the movie cause I do like Seth Rogen movies, so I think that’s where my liking of the movie started. It was a great movie chocked full of cameos, remember the Channing Tatum cameo?

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Happy birthday to this perfect ray of sunshine, Atlas and I are so happy to have you in our lives. Just a quarter of a century old, and I cannot wait to grow old with you. Happy Birthday Baby Girl.

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so, i’m out just grabbing a bite with my friend when this random guy comes up to us and starts talking about how i’m one of the names on his free past list. i tried to act flattered, but really? he kept talking and going on and on and i’m trying to be polite, but i had no idea how to react in that situation. then he started to get offended because i guess i wasn’t responding correctly. like, what did he expect? me to just get on my knees to blow him right in that restaurant? really? anyways, i’m barbara and i’m going to need to drink a lot to forget that today ever happened. or someone just distract me with stories so i can forget it. @theglamliststarters​

That dude sounds creepy as fuck, and if I was in your shoes I probably would’ve asked for security, like just because you’re on his free pass list, that doesn’t give him consent. Hi Barbara, I’m Josh.

Damn the Simpsons hasn’t been my comfort show since I was a kid, I haven’t seen it in years, I haven’t got Disney+ yet but I should get on that. That and Banjo and Kazooe music, always the way to fight procrastination.

I mean it’s really a go to to sit and watch, almost absentmindedly because there’s so many episodes, like 30 seasons I believe? There’s a lot of stuff I didn’t expect to be on Disney+ so I suppose that’s definitely a perk to it. Hmm, I’m going to have to look into the video game music.

Everyone has a comfort show right, for example mine is either That 70′s Show or The Office, just those shows you can zone out of and just chill, I’ve been writing scripts and shit and all I can do is get motivated if I’m watching a good comfort show, that and listening to Mario Kart music, you know it works, right? @theglamliststarters​

Ooo, a comfort show? Hmm, I think it would be watching watching the Simpsons on Disney+, cause It has all of the seasons, I know I can turn it on in the background and just have that background noise. Mario Kart music, now that is a new one for me.

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Can you tell I dressed him today? I didn’t want to try to make an “outfit” so... lets go all blue, it matches, right? 

Normally I don’t like being the third wheel but with you and Taylor I’d be the third wheel everyday of the week! Haha I get that, if you ever need a babysitter for the little one let me know. I’m open.

I am up for anything, honestly, but if you want you, you’re more than welcome to hit up Taylor, she may plan a date night and let you wat Atlas.

If I had a son I’d take pride in embarrassing him like my old man did. The girls might never forgive me and plan some sort of Dad Sabotage on me. They out number me and I don’t want to know what they have up their sleeve. The only advice I’ve got is have as much fun with them while you can, they grow up way too fast. 

Ooo, true, I know my sister messed with my dad, while my brothers and I were a bit more used to it. Oh they do grow up too fast, I can’t believe he’ll be 1 in June.