honey and hell

cain saying “am i my brother’s keeper” right after he killed him is so funny. it’s GOD. he SAW THAT

You ever tried lying to am omniscient being? The balls on that man. The misplaced confidence.

petition for guillermo del toro to be the director of the venom sequel, because he’s the only man who can be trusted to accurately and faithfully portray the romance, the sizzling passion involved in monster fucking. 

due to personal reasons i have decided to stop making sense to anyone. i will not be accepting constructive criticism nor will i be taking any questions at this or any other time

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

i just want a tall, handsome lady knight to chance upon me in a moment of severe distress and sweep me off my feet and into her strong and shapely arms just as my strength fails, discarding her sword to the ground in her hurry to do so. is that really so unreasonable.