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@jpuck replied: I'll take that.

I feel like I should be offended. But then again, everyone has a Puckerman they prefer.

Adaptability is also a key to survival, so I would deal with it as it came. I can't really fathom something being crazy enough to totally throw off the routine though, bar some sort of incredibly horrible accident. How often are you expecting to deviate from your routine?

I don't know. I just... Routines get kind of boring after a while. I like breaking up the monotony every so often. Trying something or someone new never hurt anyone.

How about we sweeten the deal and you let me borrow that scooter of yours for the week, too?

Fine. Then I'm borrowing something of yours. And you'll find out exactly what, when I win.

This may be a controversial opinion. But the breadsticks at Breadstix? Trash. So it does make sense that the topic of conversation goes along with them.

They're the best we have though. Quantity over quality, like most things around here.

The idea that a single person in this place would be competent enough to successfully cater to my whims is honestly so cute.

Hypothetically, what would that to-do list look like? Because now you've got me curious.

Typically I wake up at 4am. Have breakfast, work out then head to classes. After class I then usually have practice for the Warblers, Lacrosse or Wrestling. Then I have dinner with my family twice a week. Not to mention time to complete any assignments/study, and a minimum of 8 hours rest. Anything social I fit in between. It makes for a tight schedule, but I live for routine.

Routine is cool. I respect it. But, not even a little room for spontaneity? What if something comes up and throws your whole schedule off? Then what?

You have a scooter?

Gets me around campus. Had it since high school. Don't knock it 'til you ride it.

With classes, practices and familial obligations, I don't really have a lot of flexibility in my days. It is also a catch twenty-two. You can find the "prime" time for us "gym rats" to be there, but that time is the same time everyone else is using the equipment, albeit in the correct manner. But the equipment is still being taken and used nonetheless. Therefore not making it any more of an efficient way of using my time.

Okay, facts. But when do you have free time at all? And what do you do? Because I thought I was running myself thin with basketball and glee and dance club and all the other shit I'm trying to do. You definitely got me beat, man.

Doesn't matter, you wouldn't agree with me anyway and contrary to popular belief arguing isn't my favorite way to utilize my mouth.

And that's fine. I think there's better ways to go about it than being petty on the internet. We can agree to disagree. Except for that last part, because I definitely agree.