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I pay this bitch $1800 every fucking month and all she do is complain about is “making too much noise walking around” so I brought a dog whistle and blow it all hours of the day & night now I complain how much her dog barks and keep me up

And God said, “He’s a good boy.” Posted by ethan_kahn

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

Is this guy still bothering you?

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The dog has megaesophagus, an enlargement of the esophagus that makes it hard to get food to move down into his gut. He requires the help of gravity to help move the bolus of food downward and so has to sit upright. This chair (called a Bailey chair) was designed to help dogs with this condition and would have otherwise been put down.