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funny as fuck that way back when during the genesis of "lil cal controls people" theory one of the bigger supporting arguments was "the striders wear those sunglasses to protect themselves from mind control" and then the moment it became obvious that Abuser Bro was going to be canon in a big way that part of the theory was conveniently discarded to avoid any possibility of "Nuance" accidentally entering the bro/dirk discussion
#sorry did we say that sunglasses protect you from mind control. what we actually meant was. uh. well. one thing that. um
Tori made a really intelligent comment on the Discord the other day about Dagger and Roxy following parallel arcs trying to find versions of masculinity outside of satyrdom & outside of being a Strider-lite respectively which has been reminding me of what I said about Roxy and gender-thru-relation-to-Striders on FRAF a few months ago:
now that i'm in my second or third revision of my understanding of homestuck i don't think its thesis on gender can be so STRICTLY understood as 'masculinity=bad', but it does obviously make a lot of good arguments for escaping masculinity's confines, and as the child of a post-gender world emerging into a post-canonical universe roxy is in such a unique position to subvert and reinterpret the original comic's position on maleness not by running back into that burning house but by being the architect of a sexy new manhood entirely.
it's evident one of the core misunderstandings about why Roxy's transmasculine character arc works is this preoccupation with the idea that masculinity in Homestuck is an artifice that confines, without acknowledging that femininity is also this... so once the reader begins to dispense with these preconceived binaries of good and evil, creation and destruction, female and male, it becomes clear that the true goal for each character is not jumping from one into the other but rather finding an identity, any identity, that is intrinsic rather than extrinsic. and Dagger being in this position - not unlike other characters who came before him, but more so than ever before - where the only masculinity he has ever had the opportunity to identify with is something that is literally alien to him is a novel approach to that same problem
WHO are your top 10 Homestuck characters who might have something interesting to say about gender?
Porrim
Roxy
Calliope
Kanaya
Dirk but in like an "interesting doesn't necessarily mean good" kind of way
Meenah
ok I actually ran out
actually as much as I do like to give Karkat the dies an unlovable chud award I think he has probably grown enough post-Homestuck and thought in enough depth about his favourite romcoms that he could put together an interesting enough thesis on gender roles in modern society
i put tinykat in tomodachi life
i spent 3-4 days putting him in pixel by pixel
i just want people to see this

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Did you know you can casually create a homestuck fanspecies because you really like the leprechauns? Well. I learned that!
Aranea has a very interesting relationship to the Cherubs as a whole. Not only is she the character who knows most about them, but she honestly reflects them in very interesting ways. For a majority of the story, she is like Calliope in many ways, knowing the deep lore despite not being involved, and fangirling over Leprechaun Romance like real life Homestucks would describe Quadrants. This of course reflects Calliope as a projection of the best of the fans.
And then she has her chance in the spotlight.
I think Burning Down the House put it best when it said she gave up everything just to be like Caliborn. She immediately tries to take control of the story, letting go of any care she had for people- like Caliborn’s belief that love makes you weak.
In her attempt to take center stage, Aranea gives up everything that makes her like Calliope to be Caliborn for a few short minutes. And that is REALLY interesting.
so so sorry for just dumping my thoughts into your inbox
Not sure if I completely agree with the Caliborn part. Yes, she tried to take over the situation, but unlike Caliborn, who was basically doing it because it was funny and to take the piss out of everything, she was doing it for a legitimately noble cause: defying fate itself to ensure Lord English is never born and even erasing all of his timeline-wide influence as well, hardly comparable to Caliborn making shitty yaoi, but I absolutely do see the similarities though, I just don't like the idea of her being comparable to someone legitimately evil like Caliborn, because she really isn't. And yeah, she had to get a little bit of blood on her hands for it, but you know what they say: you cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs first. And this without even getting into how she was essentially pushed towards that path by her so called "friends", while Caliborn was a little gremlin since day one. The Calliope part, on the other hand, I do wholeheartedly agree with, hell, I often joke among my friends on how Calliope is basically a worse Aranea, trying to infodump about stuff but getting it wrong, like some classes being gender-locked even though they are not. Plus, inserting one's self into the story is also something Calliope did, making all those drawings of her trollsona interacting with the main characters and all.
And regarding BDtH, I have to be honest, what little of Aranea we saw so far really raised a lot of eyebrows out of me: I'm all for Aranea being smug occasionally, but over there it felt really promintent and I'm not sure if I really vibe with it. From her point of view the events of GAME OVER had literally just transpired, yet she's still acting all cocky and everything, it's like she learned nothing from what was essentially the humbling of a lifetime; I also recall seeing a character info image from the author, and that one also seemed a little off to me. I know there's a walkaround where you play as Aranea coming in the near future but as of now I am very, very wary. But maybe it's just because it's a drastically different take on how she'd react after failing than mine, we'll have to see. That being said, it is undoubtedly an interesting take you shared, Anon. Let it be known that I'm not trying to discredit it or anything even if I don't necessarily agree with everything. Hell no, don't apologize, yappers are welcome here any day, what kind of Aranea lover would I be if I didn't like yappers lmao
erm. the brutal swing. aka the mc in my story im writting,,,,,,go my lesbians (she/her for all of the brutal swing btw)
and some other stuff plus sidona cameo @bellnallart
Random Homstuck headcannon go
Leperchaun courting works in three stages:
Stage 1:
Singing.
Leperchauns will start the courting by singing to their future lover. The song has to be good or else another leprechaun will steal their crush away.
Stage 2:
Gift giving.
You can't tell me that these guys don't give gifts as a means of courting.
Stage 3:
Dancing.
It's time. If the intended lover returns the feelings, then the leprechaun will engage in a passionate dance with the lover. This is for both......pleasure.....and to let other leprechauns know that the lover is theirs and theirs alone.
You ever just look into the most complex romance system ever made to better figure out how to label a relationship in headspace and realize that your system’s version of Four of Diamonds (Clover x Diamonds Droog) has a trove of four charms which is like. Better than every canon leprechaun relationship (max of three charms)
Like. According to this chart, these two (in headspace! Remember this isn’t canon to source) have Rainbow, Heart, Horseshoe, Balloon in order of prevalence and like. Holy shit
And to explain how these are prevalent in this relationship:
Rainbow: different gangs. Rival gangs, even. To the point Itchy and Spades Slick agreed on one thing (indirectly) and it was “how and why did this happen.” Different goals, different ways of doing things- lots of difference.
Heart: standard romance, that showed first in everything.
Horseshoe: they both help each other be better versions of themselves, in manners of each other’s morals and the like
Balloon: they engage in shenanigans sometimes still. Like Droog will do things Clover’s luck won’t prevent to mess with him, and vice versa. Just has a different emotion behind it now
I’m glad I found this because like. Wow. The most wild thing to happen in headspace relationship wise is one of the most complex yet stable ones yet, more so than actual canon leprechaun relationships.

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Fuck my cringey Baka life
This has an explanation but only I get to know what this means :)
I miss my Goat
Commisions open
what jobs would the bishops have in your au?
they're all pretty bad at them too
except for narinder
How loyal is The Yellow cat to The Lamb and how does the lamb feel about leshycat?
My yellow cat is actually very loyal to the lamb, so much so that he is their loyalty enforcer! (its totally not cause they are like 3 times the lamb's size)
although....
his faith has been wavering a little lately
something doesnt seem right
as for leshycat
they find it funny when they fight :)

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we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason
torrents work like this
i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3
unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it
i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map
i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs
this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.
crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.
please learn to torrent
An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over
always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.
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Poldine 🎵
Poldine, Poldiiine 🎶
I’m begging of you please don’t take my cat ♪
Please don’t take her just because you can ♫
She talks about you in her sleep—
There’s nothing I can do to keep ♪ From crying when she calls, Poldine,
And I can easily understand How you could easily take my cat ♫
You could have your choice of cats 🎶
Poldine, Poldine ♫ Poldine, Poldiiine I’m begging of you please don’t take my cat ♫
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