DUKE BILLY BLUE MCGUCKET-PINES

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

and it is imperative that it ends with killing the better version of yourself with your bare hands btw.

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

Touches you with my tendril. In a way that transmits kindness

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

NO everyone shut up I need to read my book

VIBRATING AT A FREQUENCY SUCH THAT A LOUD BUZZING EMANATES FROM MY EXOSKELETON AT THE RIGHT SOUND TO CREATE A TONE JUST AUDIBLE ENOUGH TO DISTRACT YOU