-JournalMorena.

Nichard names: when you incorrectly elongate someone's name for humorous effect.

its payment for every weeb who goes to japan and thinks anime is real

I got fined for forgetting to scan my ticket while riding a train in france, and after the officer left, the guy sitting across from me got very serious and said "shit... happens" then looked so proud of himself when I smiled at that.

im proud of him too

worst relationship status to have w someone is “objectively they’re a fine person who is nice but i don’t enjoy their company as much as they enjoy mine”

second worst relationship status to have with someone is “objectively they’re a fine person but they Bother You”

secret third technically more harmless but in practicality more frustrating relationship status is “objectively they’re a fine person and they like so many of the same things i do but they like them in a fundamentally different way that is harmless but reads wrong to my brain and it has made attempts at forming an actual bond with them aggravating more than anything”

tbh i think stuff like this is why so many people, especially younger people, fall into this trap of “well if i don’t like a person or thing, they must be bad”. it would be so much easier if you could dismiss them as bad and move on. but it’s like, no, Objectively Fine people or things can just not mesh well with you for totally subjective reasons. and sometimes when they’re people you mesh much better with their brain than they do with yours. and sometimes you have to live with that.

okay im remembering this painting of like a tiny dog sitting in a big red armchair. and it was painted in 1920 by a german guy and the title was like augustus or claudius or something hearkening back to past imperial grandeur. does anyone know what im talking about searching “german dog sitting in chair painting” just gets me a bunch of bad photoshop novelty wall art ripping off dogs playing poker

[ID: A painting of a T-rex skull in green, blue and burnt yellow tones over a dark background, surrounded by yellow sparkles. In the corners are four green ammonites. /end ID]

It’s not trespassing if you’re a girl. It’s just going for a walk

fucking hate thar when you go to uni you have to actually do and turn in work like some kind of seventh grader. you should be able to just listen to the lecture & vibe

I love the clouds!!!! the rain!!!!!! the smell of the rain!!!!!!