shoulders toes and knees, 36 degrees.

Anything you could ever want to ask your favorite muses...IN BED! All of the things you were dying to ask, but weren't sure how to ask! All of the things you didn't want to know, but want to ask anyway!

Tie me, Bite me: Name a kink.

That's Naughty: Name something you would want to try in bed, but won't.

That's Nice: Name something you want to try in bed and will.

Self Torture: What do you like to masturbate to?

Wine and Dine: Is it important to have a nice prelude before having relations?

Sweet Kisses: Are you a good kisser?

Tasty: Chocolate? Whipped cream? Do you use food with sex?

Two's a crowd and three's a party!: Have you participated in a threesome? Any more than three? Would you be interested in inviting more people?

Swinger: Ever traded partners before?

BJ: Swallow or spit? What do you prefer?

Porn Collection: Do you watch porn? Do you make your own porn?

Vibrator: Use any toys? Have a favorite?

Tempo: Sweet and slow or hard and fast?

Secret Lover: Describe someone you lust after. No names!

Washing Machine: Ever do it in a weird place before?

Sheets: Are silk sheets sexy?

Thong Song: Do you like sexy lingerie?

Flavor: What's your orientation?

Turn On: Name a turn on.

Turn Off: Name a turn off.

Frequency: How many times do you have relations in a week?

Heart and Soul: Is love important when you have sex?

Good Morning: Do you partake in morning sex?

French Maid: Do you roleplay in bed?

Mood: How do you create the mood? Favorite atmosphere?

Takeout: Do you and your partner "eat out" often?

Trouser Snake: Does size matter? Is it big?

Meow: Shaved or natural?

Gossip: Do you sleep and tell?

First Time: Who was your first time with?

STOP THAT WAS SO CUTE

ASLFFDGFD Let's translate, shall we? Let's take Loki's fancy words and put them in tumblrspeak

"omg sigyn ur so koality

and i watch you sleep sumtimes

Crush: “Lady Sigyn’s unexpected visit to my earthly lodgings has certainly rekindled modest affections, but I have done her…a great many damages. I would not dare to court her again. Outside of those fleeting affections, I find myself completely, utterly unattracted to the whole of Midgard."

//also known as “yeah I’d like to get back with Sigyn but that ship fuckin’ sailed. Also there are tons of gorgeous dudebros on Earth but am I admitting that noooo//

Confess: “After Asgard, I was stripped magically—a complete loss of power. The process of regaining what’s been lost has been an obvious difficulty. All I have truly mastered while residing on Midgard is this:

"My frustration is surely obvious."

♪: Thriller-Fall Out Boy

Loki wasn’t able to take much from Asgard into his new residence on Earth, but one thing he managed to smuggle away was a thick journal full of various scribblings and spellwork. Tucked inside the aged pages, the trickster found a letter to Sigyn, dated before New York, before his raid on Jotunheim. Unsent, unedited. When he was still able to find peace within himself.

Fairest Sigyn,

I have a tremendous aching in my heart that I fear can only be subsided by your embrace. If only I could have folded you away in my rucksack for this journey. I will insist to the Allfather that you accompany us when we next depart Asgard. Alfheim is mild and blossoming, though no bloom, no plump violet could compare to your visage, bright and true, soft when nestled into my chest. Have I become crass, to speak of your face as you sleep? A thousand apologies, that my words would run so crudely. I hardly take full blame, your bewitching charm forces so much from me that I cannot explain, have no desire to reason with. I only desire you, dearheart.

Thor and Balder have insisted that I spar with them, and so I draw this letter to a premature close. I hope these words bring you a morsel of joy. I will atone for my absence as soon as we return.

My fondest truest affections,

Anything you could ever want to ask your favorite muses...IN BED! All of the things you were dying to ask, but weren't sure how to ask! All of the things you didn't want to know, but want to ask anyway!

Tie me, Bite me: Name a kink.

That's Naughty: Name something you would want to try in bed, but won't.

That's Nice: Name something you want to try in bed and will.

Self Torture: What do you like to masturbate to?

Wine and Dine: Is it important to have a nice prelude before having relations?

Sweet Kisses: Are you a good kisser?

Tasty: Chocolate? Whipped cream? Do you use food with sex?

Two's a crowd and three's a party!: Have you participated in a threesome? Any more than three? Would you be interested in inviting more people?

Swinger: Ever traded partners before?

BJ: Swallow or spit? What do you prefer?

Porn Collection: Do you watch porn? Do you make your own porn?

Vibrator: Use any toys? Have a favorite?

Tempo: Sweet and slow or hard and fast?

Secret Lover: Describe someone you lust after. No names!

Washing Machine: Ever do it in a weird place before?

Sheets: Are silk sheets sexy?

Thong Song: Do you like sexy lingerie?

Flavor: What's your orientation?

Turn On: Name a turn on.

Turn Off: Name a turn off.

Frequency: How many times do you have relations in a week?

Heart and Soul: Is love important when you have sex?

Good Morning: Do you partake in morning sex?

French Maid: Do you roleplay in bed?

Mood: How do you create the mood? Favorite atmosphere?

Takeout: Do you and your partner "eat out" often?

Trouser Snake: Does size matter? Is it big?

Meow: Shaved or natural?

Gossip: Do you sleep and tell?

First Time: Who was your first time with?

Carding one hand through her wild golden locks, Loki snared the goddess’s lower lip in his teeth, gently applying pressure as he nibbled. It was wrong, poorly timed and he knew Sigyn would surely strike him for taking advantage, but the trickster was deeply lonely, and her kiss was the only one he’d ever known. Warm and true.

With a hiss, Loki squirmed under the contact, peeling away and willing to let the mortal girl fall upon her own accidental affection.