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Chapters: 2/5 Fandom: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hans Capon/Henry, Hans Capon & Jitka of Kunstadt Characters: Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Hans Capon, Brother Antonius, Jitka of Kunstadt, Background & Cameo Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Priests, Divorce, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, such as: voyeurism / mutual masturbation / come eating, Porn With Plot, Unhappy Ending, (Imagined) Blow Jobs

Summary: "I'll have to take your word for it, Father."

The title is supposed to bring some sense of purpose and guidance — both for whoever speaks it into reality, and for Henry himself. Yet, whenever Hans calls him Father, it either sounds like a complete dismissal — as if he's dirt beneath his shoes — or something far more lurid than it ought to be. This is absolutely not how it's supposed to go. Ever. Hans isn't the first to try it on Henry, but it's the first time there's a reaction that comes along with the trying, which surely can't be a good sign. Usually, Henry is able to dismiss the advances rather artfully but he's having a hard time course correcting right now considering that, loathe as he is to admit it, he might be enjoying it a bit too much.

Chapters: 1/5 Fandom: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hans Capon/Henry, Hans Capon & Jitka of Kunstadt Characters: Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Hans Capon, Brother Antonius, Jitka of Kunstadt, Background & Cameo Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Priests, Divorce, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, such as: voyeurism / mutual masturbation / come eating, Porn With Plot, Unhappy Ending Summary:

It's been a decade and a half since Henry was called into priesthood by the diocesan bishop, signifying the end of a turbulent youth and, God willing, the start of a brighter future. Only, that future has proven to be a rather bleak one as he serves as the parochial vicar at Saint Moses' Catholic Church. When he learns of his imminent reassignment to a parish of his own after years of limbo, he's provided with more questions than answers. One of which being: Is Hans Capon, soon to be ex-husband of Jitka Capon, really that fucking annoying? And the other: Is a one-night stand worth breaking his vows and worse, stepping away from the only stability life's granted him?

Chapters: 5/7 Fandom: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hans Capon/Henry, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Hans Capon, Black Bartosch, Ištván Tóth, Katherine (Kingdom Come: Deliverance) Additional Tags: Character Study, Relationship Study, Developing Relationship, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Period Typical Attitudes, Toxic Masculinity, Catholic Guilt Summary:

Keeping his hand on her snout — his forehead pressed to hers — he waits for the trader to heat the proof of ownership that'll soon be welded permanently to the skin of the thundering warhorse. As he rode her from the burnt forest, muttering praises and platitudes, he recognised this was an animal molded by mourning. All the scars from battles long past and her wild-eyed stare when he first tried to mount her proved it. Most of all, how she was heralded as a ghost to all because no one else was left to remember her. Years of service, all in vain. The only person who could attest to her existence was a corpse, half rotted with no name of his own.

Chapters: 4/6 Fandom: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hans Capon/Henry, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Hans Capon, Black Bartosch, Ištván Tóth, Katherine (Kingdom Come: Deliverance) Additional Tags: Character Study, Relationship Study, Developing Relationship, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Period Typical Attitudes, Toxic Masculinity, Catholic Guilt

Summary:

As loathe as he is to admit it, there'll always be a part of Henry that begs him to run. That wants him to turn heel and leave, so that the lives of those around him might be better with his absence. He isn't sure how true that last part is seeing as over and over, he's been thanked and praised for when he's been there. Those who do praise him don't know the full man though, do they? They don't see him when he's doing his dirty work or when he's breaking as many commandments as he can. There hasn't been one single person he's known so far who has seen all of him — not Sir Radzig, not even Hans who's meant to be his closest friend. For that reason, he fears the looks on their faces when they realise it too. He'll no longer be Henry, the boy or the man, but some other creature entirely, even if this crime was petty in comparison to the laundry list of all his others.

Chapters: 3/5 Fandom: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hans Capon/Henry, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Hans Capon, Black Bartosch, Ištván Tóth, Erik (Kingdom Come: Deliverance) Additional Tags: Character Study, Relationship Study, Developing Relationship, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Period Typical Attitudes, Toxic Masculinity, Catholic Guilt Summary:

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Deltarune (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: W. D. Gaster/Spamton G. Spamton, Spamton G. Spamton/Tenna Characters: Spamton G. Spamton, W. D. Gaster, Background & Cameo Characters, Tenna (Deltarune) Additional Tags: Sensory Deprivation, Wire Play, Body Worship, Mildly Dubious Consent, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Lightners, Lightners - Freeform (Deltarune) Series: Part 2 of lightner cinematic universe Summary:

Shit product. Damaged goods. Bad for the company image, and even worse for a sales pitch — or hell, a sale at all. Broken, defective, useless, kaput. Use any word you’d like because Spamton’s used to it all. Heard it from the first moment he woke up with working legs and barely working anything else at all. Sometimes, he’s not even sure why they kept him around after they made the others. Perfected everyone else with the knowledge of their previous mistake. Singular. Y’know, the one which they still paraded, poked and prodded at. Doing all of that while knowing there was a working brain in there, comprehending every insult thrown out his way; all with the same clinical detachment under the veneer of marketing sweettalk and the hopes of more investment money. What a joke his life’s been. He was never going to be a release candidate. The gold standard. Whatever they want to call it. He can't be bothered learning all the jargon, even if his life is in sales. Technically.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Deltarune (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Spamton G. Spamton/Tenna Characters: Tenna (Deltarune), Spamton G. Spamton, Background & Cameo Characters Additional Tags: Reconciliation, Light Angst, Humor, Alternative Universe - Lightners, Lightners - Freeform (Deltarune) Series: Part 4 of Spamtenna Week 2025 Summary:

Tenna still feels a prickle of shame when he remembers all the paystubs he failed to fulfill, even after he auctioned off everything in the studio. And yeah, maybe it’s not exactly because he didn’t fulfill his promises, and mostly because the final piece of publicity he got was less than positive when it covered all the particulars of his… business practices. To put it mildly, ‘Mr. SCAM Tenna?’ painted him in a rather bad light. Besides, he had never been the real scammer prowling the streets. If they'd wanted a better pun and a proper target for their witch-hunt, they could've gone with: ‘SCAMTON G. SP—

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Deltarune (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Spamton G. Spamton/Tenna Characters: Spamton G. Spamton, Tenna (Deltarune) Additional Tags: Relationship Study, Character Study, Implied Sexual Content Series: Part 3 of Spamtenna Week 2025 Summary:

What’s he doing?

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Deltarune (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Spamton G. Spamton/Tenna Characters: Tenna (Deltarune), Spamton G. Spamton Additional Tags: Wire Play, Car Sex, Dry Humping, Light Masochism, Size Difference Series: Part 2 of Spamtenna Week 2025 Summary: