JoSounder

Afternoon. 

Man, I need to get quicker answering stuff. 

I used to have a big ol’ list of do and don’t with sounding. Can’t find it for love nor money, so I’ll just cover the basics of “can I stick this in my dick” safety. 

1) Can you clean the item? - I’m talking can you get in all the nooks and crannies to give it a good clean. Soap and water, boil it, alcohol. 

2) Can you crush the item in your hand? - If you can easily snap it, or crush it in your hand, I’d not use it. Don’t want to try picking shards of plastic/glass out if your dick while you’re bleeding. 

3) Is the item smooth? - Okay, this ones personal. I don’t like to stab myself. 

4) Can you keep a hold of it? - Know whats not fun? Panicking because you just dropped something IN your dick and now you can’t get it out. 

But some items to try (I’d still say buy a cheap hegar set); 

((Max tied up in bondage, with a cum milking machine on his dick and a fucking machine ramming is rear. Maybe add sweat to make it clear he’s been there awhile~))

Now a word from Max: “If you can take inspiration from this fleshlight for the receiver that be HOT.” *wink wink*

Jacking off was pretty standard up until like the one foot mark. The only thing that really changed was he could start using both hands at the same time effectively as he got towards 8 inches. By the time he reached 10 inches his cock was too thick to fully wrap one hand around it. He couldn’t even get the fingers to touch on the other side. By the time he hit 15 inches his cock was so thick he could only barely get his hand halfway around it. He would basically have to just grip the sides of it and dig his fingers into the soft, puffy ridge along the bottom. 

It wasn’t long after that though that he started to get more creative. His cock was getting too big to grip effectively and humping the pillows was not as much fun as it sounded. It wasn’t long after that that he started to get new items to help him along. It was a combination of things working for him. By that point his parents knew about his condition, and they also knew what happened if he went too long without getting off. They were more than happy to help him buy some toys to ease the process along. 

Troy’s first dildo was a learning experience in more ways than one. His eyes were bigger than his asshole as they say. He made the mistake of buying a frickin huge one as his starter dildo. To be fair, it looked tiny next to what he’s used to seeing, but a 10′’ triple thick prostate pounder is not exactly beginner material. Try as he might he just couldn’t get it to fit. It didn’t matter how much lube he used, his hole was simply too tight. 

Troy wasn’t about to return the thing and admit he made a mistake though. The next thing he bought was a selection of plugs to help him stretch out. He was determined to use his new toy no matter what. As fate would have it though he found a use for it really soon after. 

Troy had a boring afternoon at home, and his boredom and general horniness was getting the better of him. He wanted to get off, but jacking wasn’t doing anything for him. He had worked his way up to the third size of plug which had been buried up his ass for most of the day. He was almost stretched out enough to use his new dildo, but he still wasn’t ready. That didn’t stop him from needing to get off though, and stroking just wasn’t doing it for him. He needed something more, but he didn’t know what. 

As Troy sat there on the couch in the living room watching TV he absentmindedly played with the head of his huge, fully boned cock. His fingers kept slipping into the pre-oozing slit of his massive cock. Just playing with the inner lining of his dick sent shockwaves down his spine. It felt so good. 

Troy wasn’t even thinking about what he was doing. He slowly slid his fingers in deeper and deeper. Soon his fingers were buried down to the knuckle, and he kept going. Eventually he got his arm in down to his elbow. It felt great, but it was also incredibly hard on his shoulder. His arm was cramping. He just didn’t have the mobility to enjoy it properly… but he did have something else…

Troy staggered back to his room and grabbed his new toy and returned to his seat on the couch. The thing was every bit as thick as his forearm. In fact it was even thicker! It was slightly fatter than his fist! Troy let out a cry of bliss as it slid into his cock. He had never made noises that like before. It both shocked and excited him. 

It was such a tight fit. He could feel the insides of his dick stretching to accept the fat tool. Every inch it slid in felt like heaven. He never wanted it to end, but soon enough he was literally balls deep. The epoxy faux-nutsack slammed against the head of his cock. He simply could not go any further, but the sensation of the fat base slamming into his cock head sent another shudder down his spine. Troy was not one to be put off. He began to slide the fat rubber cock in and out of his dick with increasing speed and vigor. His mind felt like jello and his dick felt like heaven. His whole body trembled and shook. His arm kept moving by sheer muscle memory. All Troy could do was lay there and write and whine and whimper in ecstasy as he continued to pound his dick with the fat dildo. 

 It’s tough to say how long he was at it. It was the first time in ages he actually forced himself not to cum. He let his nuts get bigger and bigger and he continued to pound away. It just felt so great he never wanted it to end, but finally he reached a breaking point. He threw his head back and cried out so loud that even the neighbors heard it. His dick lurched hard - so hard that he lost his grip on it. Troy didn’t even try to grab it back. His hands felt like puddy. He simply couldn’t hold it. 

His dick gave one last tremble and then huge thick spurts of cum erupted from his cock. The dildo launched into the air and bounced off the ceiling fan. Cum splattered and drenched everything in the room including Troy. He came again… and again… and again… He couldn’t stop, and his nuts were so huge it was going to take ages to fully drain. 

By the time he finally stopped spewing it was getting into the evening. His mom came home from work to find Troy passed out on the couch with a huge plug up his ass. Troy was as drenched in cum as the rest of the room. His huge, fat, floppy cock was draped over his knee and drooling onto the carpet. 

After that his mom helped him pick out another toy, a comically large series of beads which he could use on his cock, but she made him promise to only ever use them in the shower.

Urethral Sounding!

Urethral Sounding is the use of metal rods, called Sounds, for insertion into the Urethra (that’s the hole in your dick you pee out of, in case you didn’t know). Both peens and vagoos can engage in Urethral Play, but I’m no master on the va-jay-jay side of things, so today I’ll just be talking about the penor.

It’s funny you should ask that, because look at what I’ve just had arrive in the post: